The Blue Machine

The Blue Machine

By Aaron Cartwright, Thomas Hatton, Robert MooreSportsFootball
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The Blue Machine episodes

  • We Love You Wagners

    We are back for the latest edition of The Blue Machine podcast, and this week we are without our resident pessimist who is away with work in Sri Lanka. However we have more than suitable cover in the form of Barrington Decor (he does have a real name too), who helps bring a more positive spin than our usual pessimistic Rob.

    We talk points dropped against the Baggies, a proud display against Leeds, and what to look forward to when visiting Norwich - all this plus plenty of crazy questions as usual to keep you entertained.

    #KRO #BCFC #FEA

    2 hr 10 min
  • Richard Osman's Zulu Army

    We are back and this week it's on the back of another home win, this time coming in the rare form of a victory over Leicester. We discuss this in depth, as well as:

    • Osman Impact
    • Is Ducksch our Best Footballer?
    • Jhon Solis: The Real Deal
    • Chinese Takeaway Controversy
    • The Female Genitalia Trick

    We hope you enjoy listening to this weeks episode, and thanks as always to Barrington Decor for their continued sponsorship of the pod.


    #KRO #BCFC #FEA

    2 hr 25 min
  • A Town Called Solis

    Join the Blue Machine Pod this week for a fun, football‑filled catch‑up where we swap personal stories from the week, and dive into Blues latest win on the road.

    As always, you can expect a lively blend of humour, mild tactical insight, and honest reflections as we pick apart the last weeks goings on. We unpack the playoff race, potential transfers, and discuss potential options for the Prediction League forfeit.

    With plenty of listener questions and all the other usual nonsense that we cover - we hope you enjoy this weeks episode.

    Thanks as always to Barrington Decor for their continued sponsorship of the pod.

    #KRO #BCFC #FEA

    2 hr 10 min
  • Marvin The Alpaca

    The Blue Machine are back with this weeks episode, and it's another enraging 2 hour debate full of:

    • Make or Break Time?
    • More Incomings Pending?
    • Oxford: A Comprehensive Visitors Guide
    • Pre-Planned Substitutions
    • Shower Ablutions

    Huge thanks to Barrington Decor for renewing their sponsorship of the pod, to ensure that The Blue Machine keeps coming in your ears!

    Listen. Watch. Enjoy. Blues.

    #KRO #BCFC #FEA

    2 hr 9 min
  • Jhon The Octopus

    The Blue Machine are back and it's an in depth episode covering every last detail of the past weeks action, transfer rumours and plenty of other nonsense including:

    • The Octopus Arrives
    • A Point Earned at The Swans
    • 6 Point Week Ahead?
    • Bumper Listener Questions
    • Our Wonderful Sponsor Returns

    We hope that you enjoy this weeks pod, timed perfectly for the drive up to Sheffield Wednesday midweek - and thank you to our pod sponsor Barrington Decor for renewing their lucrative contract with the pod!


    #KRO #BCFC #FEA

    2 hr 6 min
  • The Kyogoal Chronicles

    The Blue Machine are back, podding when we're winning - straight off the back of another 3-2 triumph, this time at the hands of League 2 Cambridge United. This week's discussion topics include:

    • Kyogoal - FINALLY <3
    • Back to Back Wins
    • Recruitment Part 1000
    • A Plethora of Listener Questions

    Another highly enjoyable pod to record, and lots of hot topics for you to get stuck into.

    #KRO #BCFC #FEA

    1 hr 43 min
  • Happy New Year Ya Gimps

    It's a return to pod action for The Blue Machine, as we welcome in 2026 with a jam packed episode full of:

    • Festive Results Frustration
    • Transfer Window Opportunities
    • Coventry Get Battered, Everywhere They Go
    • Rob's Firework Impression
    • Prediction League Update

    As always, it was great to be back in the studio recording another heated Blues debate, and we hope you enjoy the episode!

    #KRO #BCFC #FEA

    2 hr 8 min
  • 2025 Wrapped: We're Pony Away (In-Person)

    For our last pod of 2025, The Blue Machine are fresh from our Christmas get together to thrash out plenty including:

    • Another Away Day Defeat
    • Squad Review
    • Upcoming Games
    • An AI January Transfer Report

    A huge thank you to all of our listeners this past year, it's been a pleasure uploading our Blues related rants for you to listen to & engage with.

    #KRO #BCFC #FEA

    1 hr 38 min
  • Emergency Away Form Crisis Pod

    After a slight break due to holiday (and a dire midweek fixture away at QPR), we are back with a new bumper Blue Machine pod where we go into depth on:

    • The Away Form - It Can't Go On Like This, Can It?
    • Recruitment Shortcomings
    • Will We Strengthen in January?
    • The Best Fast Food Items
    • Tom's Chocolate Starfish

    We hope you enjoy the episode, and thank you for your continued support of the pod with listens & views - as always thanks to our sponsor Barrington Decor

    #KRO #BCFC #FEA

    1 hr 51 min
  • A Tale of 5G Aerials & Hamsters Sexuality

    Another jam packed Blue Machine podcast where we cover all bases, including:

    • A Point in Albions Cup Final
    • Slipping Up Against Watford?
    • Squad Depth Issues
    • Swimming Pool Ejaculate

    As always we bring you the cutting edge takes on Blues and nonsense provided by our sponsor Barrington Decor, who we thank for their continued support of the pod.

    #KRO #BCFC #FEA

    1 hr 32 min

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