Here it is, folks. Invite your favorite weary traveler in and have them for dinner while you check out 1974'd The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

Ohm what fresh Hell is this that we have stumbled upon? Is this...is this even a coherent movie or one run-on sketch comedy skit? And, if it's comedy, when does it get funny? I'm still waiting.

Know ye all whom this may come to thine ears, Ye Olde Body Shoppe has now done 2015's The VVitch and shall henceforth be accused of the crime of consorting with the devil and writing their names in his book.

Glenn wanted to talk about a cursed lake. Bryan wants to go bottle the evil water and sell it. Come hear all about both in this bonus episode of The Body Shoppe.

Well, this movie is kind of a disaster. Which means this episode is all over the place. Come along for the almost fever dream that is 1988's Black Roses.

That's right! We finally did it! The classic space porcupine/bounty hunter epic that is Critters!

Here's one neither of us had seen. Now, we have... So, there's that.

We try to tackle 1995's Seven and decide if it's actually a horror movie. Spoiler alert: It is not.

Come along as we discuss whether this movie is good or if we just remember it as good.

A slasher film about porno and old people scrumping? Well, that sounds (regrettably) right up our alley. Let's do this. I won't accept a life I do not deserve...and I guess this is it.