Join us on an in-depth review of Thir13en Ghosts which took far less than our usual run time. So, we pad the time with bullshit. Like, extra bullshit. Not the regularly scheduled bullshit. New and different bullshit. Come along, won't you?

How do you do? The Body Shoppe feels it would be a little unkind to present this picture without just a word of friendly warning. We are about to unfold the story of Frankenstein. A man of science who sought to create a man after his own image... without reckoning upon God. It is one of the strangest tales ever told. It deals with the two great mysteries of creation: Life and Death. I think it will thrill you. It may shock you. It might even horrify you. So, if any of you feel you do not care to subject your nerves to such a strain, now is your chance to… Well… We’ve warned you… 

You folks remember your first car? Remember when it became sentient and started killing people that bothered you...and then the people you love... and then it poisoned your mind and turned you into a complete psychopath? Happens to us all, am I right? Just a part of growing up. If it didn't happen to you, listen to us review a movie that did happen in, 1983's Christine. This movie is so good...

What's better than a Body Shoppe episode? A Body Shoppe episode about Tales from the Crypt. What's better than a Body Shoppe episode about Tales from the Crypt? A Body Shoppe episode about a Tales from the Crypt Movie! And that's EXACTLY what we did here. We take you on a wild and fevered journey through the classic Tales from the Crypt film, Demon Knight. And, like everything Tales related, hilarity ensues. Join us, won't you?

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Oh, are we ever fans of this film. It was a blast! Animatronic robots, serial killers, satanists, blood, angsty teenagers. This movie came to play. And Nicolas Cage gives his best line deliveries ever in this flick. We will watch this again for our own entertainment. Watch Willy's Wonderland for yourself. Then, run on over to TikTok and X and follow us so you don't miss out on any other movies we dig.

Alright, this episode begins with a trigger warning and I'm gonna forego the normal levity here and do it again. This film contains quite a bit of sexual assault. If that is a subject you are sensitive about DO NOT listen to this episode. We would prefer you skip an episode than risk upsetting anyone. However, if you do listen, you've been warned. Enter at your own risk, folks. Remember we're on TikTok and X (the app formerly known as Twitter).

Well, this isn't a horror movie. But, it was a listener request. And we aim to please. So, we...review Heathers. And...it goes about like you'd expect. Don't forget to follow us on TikTok and X (formerly Twitter) and subscribe wherever you listen so you never miss one of these...just stellar episodes we do.

Greetings, boils and ghouls! For our tenth episode we tell you a little about ourselves and speak (more or less) off the cuff about some of the more prolific television horror hosts. So, pull up a scare, don't look away from your TV scream, and come along for our take on the best fright-time television content from yester-year. Don't forget to check us out on TikTok and Twitter (now X) where we make far less horror puns.

Wanna know how zombies work? Wanna know about screenwriting and plot armor? Wanna know what Jud's motivations were in this film? Well, TOO BAD! We don't know either. But, if you wanna know what Glenn thinks of The Ramones or what Body Count we give the original Pet Sematary, then you're in the right place. Don't forget to follow us over on Twitter (X) and, now, on TikTok.

Man, this movie's great. John Carpenter is great. James Woods is great. Vampires are great. The Body Shoppe is great. Glen says googlie-mooglie is great. Ezekiel's Entity Eradication (this week's sponsor) is great. And finding us on Twitter at @BodyShoppePod or hitting us up at [email protected] would be great, too. Everybody got it? Great.