Why do ya'll hate Side Bitches? Do you know that they are here to PROTECT and SERVE just like the FEDS? They protect your spouse from being out in the streets getting into trouble and going to jail? Being a REFORMED Side Bitch.... I Know! We become therapists, accountants, drivers, and we even help pick out nice gifts for YOU! He had NO idea that you wanted them new Jordan 1's in cream and pink but guess what.... Since the side bitch wanted them too, she knew what had to be done! Sis ALSO helped YOU get fresh real quick and she ALSO helped you get some sleep for the past 2 nights!!!! SO SAY THANK YOU SUSAN!!!! The fuck!!