Valerian knows Kung Fu...

Wait, wrong actor. Hard to tell with that voice. 

Listen as Brandon and Jesse lead you through all of the reasons that Red Planet does and doesn't make sense, why they may or may not like it, and why Brandon calls it "the other Mars movie".

This just in...

Scientists discover that Canadian Bacon is actually ordinary ham.

This movie on the other hand...

What do you get when you revers the entropy on a movie that was considered a bomb?

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Also, BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG noises.

Brandon and Jesse have heavy John Hughes vibes from this most teenage of teenager films...

with mutants.

Woah...

Jesse needs blood pressure meds after talking about music theory and rewriting a story in this episode and Brandon does nothing to stop the rant from happening.

What do you get when you let a 4 year old pitch you a movie idea? Monster Trucks, that's what. Watch every member of an evil company fight to kill everything they can and a grown ass man go to high school. 

Aliens who only attack when attacked, ordnance that comes straight from a Hasbro box, and actors who aren't really actors. Did this movie sink our battleships? Listen and find out.

Brandon and Jesse sit down (6 feet apart) and try to keep their mouth sounds and post nasal drip to a minimum while they discuss if Osmosis Jones deserved to bomb or should stick around like corn in your colon.

Well, that escalated quickly. Join Brandon and Jesse while they talk about a movie with an "end of the world"  timeline that escalates a bit too quickly, but still finishes about 30 years shorter than the movie's actual run time. Does The Postman deserve to bomb?