Sorry folks, but this has been a big day so I am decided to try another fun one...me fiddling away on me guitar and just yakking about the Iowa Caucuses and other shit which I can't remember now. I'm crazy and we live in crazy times. Deal with it...or don't. Either way, you win!

This here episode is me going fucking nuts trying to convince y'all messy lovers to clean up your poop, your ramen wrappers and your popcorn containers and to stop expecting other mofos to do YOUR dirty work for ya, because we all got a beautiful world to build and we ain't gonna build it if we gotta waste our precious time cleaning up each other's excrement. Oh, and me also telling you "woke" folks to stop peeing on everyone's parade who are merely trying to express their humanity and often failing to do so in a "nice" way because the more you do that, the more you drive cool people into the hands of douchebags who may or not be Right wing retreads.

This episode is a podcasting first! That's right, a host takes a stroll around a park golf course in Japan and babbles about the Democratic Primary and the generational divide between Biden (Boomers) and Sanders (Millenials) and how, in his opinion, the Boomers should defer to their grandkids because the kids are gonna have to live with the consequences of this historic 2020 US presidential election a lot longer than the elderly folks are. Plus, B is for Vandalism, and B is for a Bit of Roundtable Discussion about why roundabouts are a scourge to civilization (don't you deny it!). Oh, and two more chapters of "The Teacher and the Tree Man."

A more light-hearted one where I recount a silly anecdote from a Phish concert in summer 2018, I talk about how my writing is inspired by life experiences and I make up for not being so funny in studio with a ridiculous phone call from a bedrazzled Bernie Sanders to Donald Trump in which the future of humanity may be at stake. Plus, two of my favorite chapters of the first book of "The Teacher and the Tree Man."

This episode covers: a breakdown of CNN's awful, self-serving story that Elizabeth Warren's team concocted about Bernie Sanders being a misogynist; an explanation about how the B&P Realm will use four more letters of the alphabet to come up with topic titles, and last, chapters 5 and 6 of my novel, "The Teacher and the Tree Man." (start time 28:05)

A bit more about me, why I'm doing this podcast, my plan to visit the States, my politics and why when I bike, I find stoplights so annoying. Plus, count how many times I say "basically"!. And then, enjoy chapters 3 and 4 of my novel, "The Teacher and the Tree Man," which begins at 25:05.

This introductory episode to the B&P Realm Podcast covers how this wide-ranging, broad-minded podcast will talk about how the show will cover at least six topics, three that start with the letter B (biking, the Disco Biscuits (Bisco) and books) and three with P (personal growth, Phish and podcasts). In addition, it'll cover (mostly U.S.) politics in a phun way. Last, this episode introduces my novel, "The Teacher and the Tree Man," and ends with me reading chapters 1 and 2.