Parents consult astrologers, invoke the gods they believe in and name their child for life.
In school, one quirk of behavior, one careless remark and they're stuck with another memorable one
There was this spindly guy in class blessed with terrific metabolism.
He just wouldn't put on weight.
But he looked like a stick figure on whom clothes had been draped.
Naturally, he was named 'Kaddi', the Kannada word for stick. He hated it
His parents were mortified when they learned of the renaming.
No Indian mother wants the apple of her eye to be compared to a tree branch.
But there was nothing they could do
He graduated, went on to land a perfectly wonderful job and yet, he never outgrew that name.
It was like velcro mixed with glue.
What is it about nicknames that make them so sticky?
They're memory aids. And no one forgets.
But there's more to them.
It's the way the world slots you.
Everyone gets a nickname. Some are smart not to react
The most foolish thing to do is to object and let everyone know you hate it
That ensures it will never be forgotten.
What are some of the nicknames you remember?
Do credit card companies love you?
Finance 101. The first rule of making money is to stop losing it
All your investments add up to zero until you fix this.
Your credit card statements reveal every single one of the spending impulses you acted upon
That shiny 55 inch TV that you dreamed about
Or the latest smart phone with zero lag and lots of RAM
Every purchase captured like entries into a bank account.
You can lie on surveys but here, your spending behavior is on display
It can't record when you managed to control yourself.
But keeps a score of temptations you could not resist
If you pay back only the minimum balance on your card every month, you just got an 'F' for financial discipline.
You think you're being smart.
The credit card companies love that.
They want more people to do exactly what you're doing
You give them higher profits month on month
By paying only the minimum amount diligently.
Spending money may be a weakness
But paying it back does not have to be.
If you really want to save money, take a personal loan.
Settle the credit card bill in full and never rotate credit again.
Then, focus on making money.
Breakfast on a ledge
It's a daily ritual now. A habit that began early during the lock down.
And plays out every morning, almost on cue
It started with our putting out scraps of leftovers on the ledge.
About an hour later it was all gone.
Then, if we missed a day, we got reminders.
An insistent cawing outside from the tree overhanging the utility area outside the kitchen
The crow would let us know he (she?) was expecting to be served
He even has his favourites - bread and rotis disappear faster than idlis and upma!
May be he has a fondness for North Indian cuisine.
Swooping down to pick up a piece, he'd fly to a branch and head arched upwards, swallow it whole.
Later, we noticed something strange.
The crow was leaving some food behind. And then we saw why.
A small squirrel came scurrying along the ledge.
Terrified and hungry at the same time. Grabbing scraps and darting away
From another window, we saw him perched on a pipe
Eating furtively with both his front paws. Then darting back for more.
Did they work out some kind of understanding? No idea.
We've grown fond of our daily breakfast guests.
Hopefully, there will be more of them.
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