In breathless prose, we're told what to expect at next year's fashion ramps.
The device that will dominate world markets
Or what the world has just discovered.
That's why this video is puzzling.
It appears on BBC, so you think it's gone through some standard checks.
The headline says "Why a Dutch wellness trend is taking over the world'
We're treated to a scenic view of cows ruminating in a idyllic landscape.
Close up shots of the cow's nose almost touching the camera.
And then, the great reveal about 20 seconds into the video.
Cow cuddling. Huh?
What does it involve?
Exactly what the phrase promises. You cuddle a cow.
Apparently, it's the ultimate stress buster for urban dwellers looking to find some pastoral peace.
Hug a cow.
The farmers who speak with a straight face that they first found their daughter cuddling cows 14 years ago and it helped.
As if kids over centuries haven't ever rubbed cow's noses or held them close
Then the medical justification. That cows have slightly warmer bodies and a lower heart rate.
So that makes the experience of resting against them comforting and stress busting.
Wow.
The Emperor's new clothes of the 21st century.
Plastic - from wonder material to nightmare
How did the best solution to the world's problems turn lethal?
Go back to headlines from the 60s about plastic.
It was touted as a brilliant breakthrough.
Packaging gurus hailed it. "It's lightweight, it's tough, transparent, waterproof"
One of the early switches was milk delivery. Glass bottles were cumbersome and expensive.
The cheap and easy availability of plastic became the game-changer across industries.
Packaging thrived and expanded, making logistics across the world a breeze.
And then, the very thing that made plastic amazing became the bottleneck.
The fact that it was indestructible.
How do you create a material that takes pressure, doesn't react easily with food and withstands a fair amount of temperature fluctuations disappear once it has served its purpose?
Over decades, development work done with plastic created a packaging revolution and durable, attractive and colorful packs became the norm for everything from edible oil to toys.
Those colours have proved to be the other problem. They're toxic and add to plastic pollution.
So how do we wean the world off plastic? We're addicted to it.
Besides, the entire world's supply chain will collapse.
But there is a solution on the horizon which I will touch upon tomorrow.
Rethinking plastic
Activists can highlight problems and build awareness.
Which is essential because solutions arise from exerting pressure where it matters - on governments, policy makers consumers and companies.
The actual solutions, however, have to come from scientists.
Earlier, I highlighted the core issue - plastic is indestructible.
And that's precisely where Xampla operates.
First, it is a 'plastic' made from plant material, not petroleum.
So, it decays harmlessly over time.
Xampla has moved beyond the lab into commercial production.
And they're tackling the biggest polluting segment within plastics - single use.
Food packaging, grocery bags, oil, liquids - all of these combines to create over 50% of the plastics discarded every year.
The other major applications are where most of us don't even see it.
In microplastics used for fabric softeners, shampoos and cosmetics, agricultural and industrial products.
All of this finally flows into the oceans and microplastics have been found at depths of up to 3000 metres, hundreds of kilometres off coastal areas.
The worst part? They affect marine life negatively in ways we're only beginning to understand.
Hopefully, Xampla and other companies will stem the tide.
As they make the plastic we need.
Without the pollution problems we have to worry about.
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