The Broadsides

The boys talk about wacky wedding traditions; force feeding, kidnapping, scavenger hunts, and exploding pigeons abound in this very matrimonial episode of The Broadsides!

Andrew & Jon get together to talk about urban legends! Bunnymen, Chupacabras, Elvis, Hitler, and Poo Gators are all on the menu today. Sorry about the Poo Gators.

Andrew & Jon discuss groovy drugs and not-so-groovy wars. Andrew digs a hole, Jon almost digs it deeper, and the boys incriminate themselves. It’s a fun episode of The Broadsides!

The boys get deep into feuds of the familial variety in this VERY accurate breakdown of the rivalry that tore a rural valley apart and left America with a multitude of made-for-TV-movies. Andrew assaults children with rubber fish, Jon mourns the mailman, and we make the biggest leap to Hitler in podcast history. Air-quotes abound in this very violent episode of The Broadsides.

Andrew, Jon, and special guest Hoolie, discuss (and drink) beer. The history of beer, the science of beer, and the consequences of drinking beer are all lightly touched on before the conversation gets drunkenly derailed. We’re sorry this one was late, guys. We were drunk.

Andrew & Jon get waist deep in nationalism and tyranny. Andrew stops a shoplifter, Jon compares everything to video games, and the boys try as hard as they can to avoid saying “Trump.” Music by Kevin MacLeod

Andrew & Jon get back in the saddle and start the year off right with a new episode. Andrew saves book-lovers from perverts, Jon struggles to understand Andrew’s grape hypocrisy while refusing to face his own, and the boys get day-drunk.  It’s like we never left.

The boys get back together to have a scholarly discussion about why soccer players should be armed on the field, how to wrestle like Michael Jackson, and their lack of sexual fortitude.  Andrew & Jon are back in the saddle.

Jon moves away, Andrew takes the week off, and Jon shares a story about Viking folklore

Andrew & Jon have a brief, likely misguided, conversation about the history of medicine.  We dress wounds with moldy bread, drill holes into our heads, and start a new Broadsides tradition!  It’s time to take your medicine.