Kevin speaks.

Rowand taggin' in for Kevin who is on a field report for the podcast. He's trying to locate the cruise ship the cast members are on in order to figure out what's really going on? 

Thrilla in French Vanilla. The only thing virgin about this cruise, is Quincey. Also, Ruff around the edges for hatin' Hayden, eh? The Cruise never left the dock, but for Kirk, the ship has already sailed. 

It's Kirk's land, but at what Costco? 

Also, Latin Jeff Goldblum.

Tamasha hour! Grabbin necks and sticking tongue down throats. 

We back!

It's season 19 of the Bachelorette with Gabby and Rachel, and who better to talk about it then us? Don't Answer!

On this episode we through all the contestants for this season. We discuss their entrances, their fits, and make predictions for the season. So tap in, the boys are bizzack.

Holy shirts and pants yall! We finally made it to the end. We recap the dramatic conclusion of Clayton's season on the bachelor. It was definitely worth the hype.

On tonights episode of the Brose Ceremony Clayton "the donut" Echard Vs Susie "Pretty boy" Evans. Find out who goes home with the Heavyweight championship with The Brose Ceremony boy's.

The Women tell all and we listen! We reunite with old friends with new truths. Bazooka!

Whew week 8! Clay-Clay visits the hometowns of the final four contestants. First we drop by in Virginia where Susie chokes Clayton. Next we skip on over to Denver, Colorado to find out how Clayton would disarm a bear and ruin a quality family breakthrough. When Clayton gets to OKC, Serene puts him through the ultimate test of guts! But no not really because he was strapped to safety harness the whole time. Also, turns out Serene's brother is a Jordan Peele-impersonating-Obama-impersonator. Finally, we roll over to Florida, where Rachel and Clayton can't keep their hands off each other even when gators and Tony around. We end the episode saying our goodbyes to Serene then we hand out our MVP rose and our favorite lines before we look forward to the remainder of the season.