Army of Darkness is the reverse Kate and Leopold. Is it a good movie or do we just hold nostalgia in our hearts? No, it is a GREAT movie. 

We’re putting this podcast into hibernation for a bit, but we had to do this one. This weird, hard to market mess that flopped. We ask the brave questions: is Army of Darkness an Isekai? Has Covid made Tyler stupider? Why do bros like Donnie Darko so much?

Go out there and watch Army of Darkness (free on YouTube) and listen to us talk about it while sundowning the pod.

Do you wanna party? It’s party time. 

On Gaston! On Tiboy! Alcee! Nanette! Thaaaat’s right ho ho hooooo we’re talking the 2022 hallmark Christmas movie called My Southern Family Christmas. Joining us is Pixie (@firstorderpixie). 

Do you decorate for Christmas? Nate doesn’t. It’s a waste of effort. No hanging of the Christmas balls (ornaments?). We bandy about the bayou and learn about Louisiana Christmas. It’s wild. Meet the Christmas icon, Pere Noel. Meet his brother, The Whipping Father. 

WE ALSO DRINK THE LEMONADE THAT KILLS YOU!!

This stupid hallmark movie is surprisingly watchable. It’s not good but it’s effective. Check it out maybe.

Did you know that sometimes when an Elvis talks about their rod, their prick, their worm that they’re really talking about their virility and zeal for life? Who knew!

The makers of BUBBA HOTEP knew. That’s right, boils and ghouls, we’re watching the 2004 Bruce masterpiece.

We got Werner Herzog action figures. We got a condemnation of retirement homes. We got a black JFK. We got some words of power from our book of magic. We got the creeping lamentations that life is impermanent and one day we may recoil into a hive of regret and loss and pain. We got it all! So won’t you come down down down by the river with us.

Watch Bubba Hotep on prime.

Have you worked retail? Do you know what it is to toil in the mines of CUSTOMER SERVICE? If you don’t, we probably don’t trust you. The Bruce C Boys are joined by Keither to recount tales from their tour of duty in the Retail Wars. Because it is a war. It’s your dignity versus the consumer. 

So we’re talking about the movie BLACK FRIDAY. A movie with

You can rent Black Friday on prime. It’s on crackle. But

But also this movie is only 87 minutes long. It’s awash in libertarian politics (aka right wing identity crap) and would have you believe that soy boys and kids are just too sensitive today and that what the young girl at work really wants is to bang the 50 year old divorced guy. So watch out for that, if you’re nasty. 

We got a man with two brains over here! Joining us with a 3rd brain is Dean (@Tier1Diabetic). Dean and Tyler have a storied past that is finally made public. And we are discussing MAN WITH THE SCREAMING BRAIN. Are you a Michael Clayton head? Nate is. White people have been a plague on the world. They should be kept in a zoo. This movie backs into some strong criticism of capitalism. 

We recommend MAN WITH THE SCREAMING BRAIN. It can be streamed on Amazon prime. However, that version is edited. Go get the dvd or whatever. 

Keep in mind this movie was an intrusive thought that Bruce Campbell spent decades trying to make. This is Killers of the Flower Moon. So uhhhh yeah. 

Theater was a mistake

In this episode, we are joined by guests Julius and Kennedy and we talk about the both the worst Sam Rami and Coen Brothers movie: Crimewave.

We wrap up Brion James week with this real stinker of a movie. Nate is the lone movie enjoyer, Tyler swears off gooning for good, and Bruce has balls of steel. We ask the brave question of you, Dear Listener: Are you Hero or Rat?

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Nate’s been sick. So he takes a Covid test live on air. This was all very surprising for our guest, Sean, because we didn’t tell him this was our planned bit and Sean (@seanbrandt6) was at our house.

We’re covering ASSAULT ON DOME 4. You can watch it for free here: https://youtu.be/uUn7DYeLbwE?si=NmAfGbyQRZD6asg9

We muse about what Sylvester Stallone would be like if he wasn’t Italian and was normal instead. Nate tries to bring back “floozy.” Tyler explains the two types of story in Tales From the Crypt.

Leader was a janitor you know! We Magic Mindpill Sean. Go get some of that and use promo code BruceC20 for a discount. Please dear god. “Your brain is stupid so drink up!” We are not cutting anyone’s head off at magic mind.

Sean Astin. Bruce Campbell (gay). Stacy Keach. This movie is free on YouTube. It’s wild and bad and confounding and if that’s your bag, go watch it before the episode. Sean Astin eats a whole potato during an action scene. 

But should you watch Icebreaker? It’s very bad. Confusingly bad. Diehard meets Out Cold meets Cliffhanger meets The Room. It’s also Bruce’s first bad (!!!) performance. Low energy, nipples protruding—very disrespectful. 

We loved it. It’s pure trash. But what’s not trash is that delicious Magic Mind. Have you tried this? Have you heard about this? Magic Mind. Go get some. Use the promo code BruceC20 for 56% off. Please. We need the money. I can’t be a nurse anymore. It’s too hord. Please buy so much brain powering sludge (complimentary) that we can do this full time. 

Follow the podcast on Twitter at @BruceCPod and Nate and Tyler at @batenoyd and @bearnurse

We discuss David Tennant, the woke mind virus, and Nicolas Cage. We live in an ant society. Communism talk from communist ant movie. 

You SHOULD watch The Ant Bully. It’s on the internet archive. You can rent it. It’ll surprise you. It’s a perfect movie. 

Follow us wherever or whatever who care just watch the ant bully