Bryan says Rep. George Santos looks like a guy where the world is crashing in around him ahead of an expulsion vote. XXX Burger joint to close down in Issaquah after decades of serving the community. Bryan celebrates Elon Musk's expletive-filled interview with Andrew Ross Sorkin where he said he doesn't care that advertisers are leaving X.  // Bryan talks about the legacy of Henry Kissinger who passed away at the age of 100.  // Gun ownership rising and Bryan explains why. DOT clears out homeless camp in Seattle. 

 October 7th denial is akin to Holocaust denial. Previewing the Desantis-Newsom debate tomorrow night. // A checking of the texting. // Anti-Israel protesters chose Starbucks as their latest target of demonstration. Newsom will bring style and Desantis likely to bring substance in tomorrow's debate.

Prince Harry drops the puck and Bryan is not impressed. KNOW IT ALL: 1) Parents are continuing to pay their kids' bills longer in life. 2) Gray squirrels are the Hamas of the squirrel world. // New report that a 10-month old in Hamas captivity is dead. U.S. Senators were shown a video of Hamas' terror from Octoer 7th and were understandably shaken up by it. Public comment at an Oakland City Council meeting featured a lot of crazy hot takes about the conflict in the Middle East. // Bryan explains why Israeli officials continue to show horrific footage from October 7th to the media and politicians. 

At least one confirmed dead as US Osprey aircraft crashes off the coast of Japan. Warren Buffett's longtime business partner died and Bryan plays some of his most notable quotables. Wednesday morning news montage. 'Royal racist' named in a new book but there's a twist. There's a moose on the loose in Minnesota. Snoop Dogg faked quitting marijuana. // Low voter turnout amongst millenials helped move the Seattle City Council toward the center. An anti-Israel protest group demonstrated outside Rosalynn Carter's funeral, yesterday. 813,000 emails to student loan borrowers are receiving emails from Biden after their debts were reduced to zero. // Mavs coach Jason Kidd goes off on reporter with NSFW rant and Bryan was greatly amused by it. Remembering Charlie Munger and some of his cognitive beauties from over the years. 

Traffic backups with foggy weather around the northwest. There's now an app that will mask the crunching sound of Doritos on Zoom calls. Biden envisions a Gaza where Hamas is no longer in control. // A checking of the texting. // Rep. Ro Khanna advocates for a 2-state solution in Israel but Bryan points out that there are still a lot of Hamas sympathizers in Gaza. 

There's a Beaver Moon up in the sky and Bryan explains the moniker. Bryan describes some of the complexities of the war in Gaza. KNOW IT ALL: 1) Homeless camp fire in Ballard. 2) 600 property theft crimes in Mt. Baker neighborhood. 3) New Zealand is abandoning a plan to ban smoking. 4) Previewing Desantis v. Newsom. // North Korea says they have new pictures of the White House with one of their satellites and Bryan is not concerned by the news. Teenagers on trial in France over accusations they were connected to a murder involving a jihadist. // The Grio's April Ryan shamelessly name dropped Stevie Wonder at the White House press briefing. Andre 3000 jokes about how he has nothing to rap about anymore. 

Tuesday morning news montage. The Secretary of Education hilariously misquoted Reagan at a recent event. Bryan assisted a driver in Seattle this morning and lived to tell the tale. Carjacking at Taco Bell in Tacoma. // Sen. Tuberville says we could have a 9/11 every few weeks if we don't fix the situation at the border. Krispy Kreme to release holiday-themed doughnuts to mark the 20th anniversary of Elf. Bryan was disappointed by a bad Monday Night Football game. Fox news reporter expresses frustration over his interactions with Hamas leaders. // O.J. Simpson congratulates 'Washington State' for going 12-0 in the regular season of college football. Elon Musk details a 3-point plan for Middle East peace. 

Police staged a traffic stop to aid in a marriage proposal and Bryan is not amused. Suspect arrested in shooting of three men of Palestinian descent in Vermont. // A checking of the texting. // World leaders convene over climate change and Bryan is skeptical that the meeting will bear any fruit. The entire point of Cop28 is a big press release.  

Former QB Alex Smith disagrees with Tom Brady that the NFL has gotten soft. Three Palestinian students shot in Vermont in suspected hate crime.  Man stripped naked on Disneyland ride. KNOW IT ALL: 1) 3-year cruise cancelled just a week before departure. 2) Teen dead after shooting at a park in Everett. 3) Legendary weatherman Steve Pool passed away at the age of 70. // Mayor of Paris quits twitter due to accusations that Elon Musk is anti-semitic. Bryan and producer Greg are excited for Cyber Monday sales. Pro-Hamas rally outside Starbucks Roastery achieves new levels of stupid.  // MMA fighter Conor McGregor reacted to a knife attack in Ireland by voicing concern about immigration policy. Shield AI's Nova 2 has been aiding Israel in its war against Hamas in Gaza.

Thanksgiving banter. Monday morning news montage. An alarm disrupted the NFL Redzone broadcast yesterday and Bryan was amused by the incident. Biden will miss the Cop28 climate summit in Dubai and Bryan details how some world leaders are profiting off the climate change industry. // Producer Greg saw the new Napoleon movie over the weekend. Some hostages were released by Hamas. Anti-Israel protests continue around the Seattle area and Bryan highlights some of the dumbest hot takes from demonstrators. // Rep. Kevin McCarthy inartfully paraphrased a Colin Powell quote about America's wars.