The Texas Rangers won the World Series for the first time in franchise history. Practice Friday news montage. Sen. Tuberville continues his military blockade and Bryan explains how this is or is not affecting America's armed forces. Rep. George Santos survived a vote to expel him. Remembering coach Bobby Knight who passed away at the age of 83. // Pro tips for sleeping at night in winter. Manhunt underway for a Chinese woman who fled the U.S. after a fatal crash. // Seattle continues to grapple with homelessness and Bryan predicts it won't get any better anytime soon. The border crisis is not getting better. 

Bryan is looking forward to seeing a new film about the American Samoa soccer team. Saudi Arabia is the loan bidder for the World Cup in 2034. Seattle light rail is amping up enforcement of riding with tickets. FBI director Wray warned of domestic terrorism threats inside the U.S., yesterday. Court date for Idaho slayings seems to be perpetually delayed. // TMZ reports that Matthew Perry's death was not influenced by fentanyl or meth. A checking of the texting. // Raiders fire their head coach and GM. Lindsey Graham rightly blames Hamas for civilian casualties in Gaza.

Parents predictably defend their son at Cornell University who made threats against Jewish community. KNOW IT ALL: 1) Vivek continues his grift. 2) WA state ferry system in disarray. 3) Hippies don't retire, they show up to Congressional hearings and protest. // 1.7 million Afghans must leave Pakistan now or face arrest or deportation and Bryan notes how Biden's disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan has had a lasting effect. Sen. Tom Cotton signals support for continued funding for Ukraine and Israel. // Bryan highlights the propaganda tactics of Hezbollah and Hamas. 

Bryan hit a deer with his car. World Series route last night. A woman had a spider living in her ear and Bryan empathizes with her plight. Elon Musk says the corrosive effect of Twitter led him to buy the company. Crazy Code Pink protesters interrupted Anthony Blinken's testimony during a Senate hearing. // Israel admits it targeted a leader of Hamas when it bombed the site of a refugee camp in Gaza. Bryan tells people to sell their Kias as they're being stolen at such a high rate. // John Kirby mocks Putin after the Russian dictator blamed outside influences for a mob that attacked Jews at an airport in Dagestan. North Seattle residents voice concerns about increased crime on Aurora and one of the main issues is the enforcement of laws on the books. 

South Park mocks today's college graduates who don't know how to do anything in the real world. It's an urban myth that we swallow spiders in our sleep. Halloween chatter. // A checking of the texting. // Are there any good Halloween songs? Israel is keeping a lid on the fact that they're shooting back at Lebanon. 

Seattle ferry has another boat taken out of service. Bryan disagrees with Seattle police's delayed deception policy which goes into effect tomorrow. KNOW IT ALL: 1) UAW President celebrates contract victory and promises more organizing. 2) Is Ron Desantis wearing lifts in his boots? 3) Bryan predicts metro drivers will sue Seattle over air quality on buses. 4) Israeli forces have entered Gaza. // Professor rightly apologizes for his stance on school restrictions during the pandemic. Biden talks A.I. while issuing an executive order. // In Japan, a gunman fired shots in a hospital and took hostages. Bryan promotes the idea of making it harder for crazy people to get guns in America.  

Bryan and producer Greg deliver some good ol' fashioned Halloween talk. Tuesday morning news montage. More gruesome stories have emerged from Hamas' massacre in Israel and Bryan highlights one of them. Bryan agrees with John Kirby that a ceasefire would only benefit Hamas. // Folksy anecdote about Costco. An early pass at the checking of the texting. // There's been a boom in home-schooling across the country and Bryan explains why. 

Bryan talks about some of the games he watched over the weekend. About a year ago, Matthew Perry talked about how he wanted to be remembered in life. Comedian Nate Bargatze took part in a hilarious SNL sketch about George Washington and U.S. systems of measurement. Kamala Harris downplayed the border crisis in an interview with 60 Minutes. There was a deadly crash involving a wrong-way driver on Mercer Island this morning. // People in Lakewood posed Halloween skeletons in lewd positions. A checking of the texting. // Bryan wants to go check out the suggestive skeletons in Lakewood. Wild card in the Middle East is the remote possibility Iran is making a dirty bomb to make Israel unliveable. Woman fled to China after fatal crash in Bellevue.

An entertaining sports weekend. Monday morning news montage. Friends star Matthew Perry dies at 54 after a long fight with addiction. Lewd skeletons in Lakewood intrigue Bryan. Rep. Pramila Jayapal implies that Biden is too 'pro-Israel'.  // Magic Johnson becomes the 4th athlete to join the billionaire club. Woman charged in fatal Bellevue crash fled the country and Bryan explains her family connections in China. // America doubled in Native American population in the last 10 years. Want to burp less? Here's how.