Monday morning news montage. Trump hyped up a crowd in Iowa by dropping the f-bomb and making fun of Pelosi's husband for being attacked by a crazy person. Bryan is not a fan of Rep. Matt Gaetz saying Congress should hold a motion to vacate the Speaker position. Seattle PD released the video of a squad car tragically hitting a pedestrian. // Mariners eliminated from the playoffs and catcher Cal Raleigh says management needs to go out and spend money to get more talent. // Trump mused about dying by shark attack or electrocution. A grizzly bear killed a couple in Canada's Banff National Park. 

What happens in the Senate now that Sen. Dianne Feinstein has died? Chuck Schumer honors Feinstein in the Senate chamber. Ritz has confirmed that a popular cracker is gone for good. KNOW IT ALL: 1) Over a dozen fentanyl overdoses in children being investigated in Portland. 2) Speaker Kevin McCarthy holds a news conference with a gov't shutdown looming. 3) Mayor of San Francisco says gov't assistance will be accompanied by required treatment programs. // The pressure is on Gavin Newsom to appoint someone quickly to replace Sen. Dianne Feinstein. Bill Maher says Biden should not run for President. // Britney Spears prompts wellness check after she posted a video of herself dancing with knives. Cardi B expressed her love of history and world wars. Bryan is not a fan of a trend where humans are turned into mulch.

Friday morning news montage. Sen. Dianne Feinstein has passed away at the age of 90. J.P. Crawford kept the Mariners season alive with a walkoff hit last night and then dropped an F-bomb on TV. // Cardi B says she loves WWI and WWII and Bryan salutes her for it. // Elon Musk visited the southern border. Bryan talks about some of the factors leading to the border crisis and how it can be fixed. 

Study shows being sedentary could lead to dementia. KNOW IT ALL: 1) An RV sped off after a collision and shooting in Lake Forest Park. 2) Dress code formalized in the Senate. 3) Julio Rodriguez was taunted by Astros pitcher after a strikeout. 4) Defector Travis King back in U.S. custody 5)  6) Gov't shutdown looming. // Belltown neighborhood stabbing. Breaking news: Keeping your body moving is good for your health. // Christie took his jabs at Trump last night and attempted a one-liner zinger. 

Julio Rodriguez taunted by Astros pitcher and the benches cleared in last night's Mariners game. The Senate unanimously passed a formal dress code. Bryan thinks Trump got the better of his GOP rivals after holding an event during the republican debate on Fox News. Dumbledore actor dies at 82. Sen. John Fetterman riffed on China, pandas, and farmland. One person dead after a collision and shooting involving an RV in Lake Forest Park. // The GOP debate consisted of a lot of candidates constantly talking over each other. // Bryan points out a racial component to arrests that were made in connection to various home invasions. Prime Minister Trudeau again apologizes for heralding Ukrainian veteran who fought with the Nazis in WWII. 

Fox News is the only major network covering the border crisis. Wednesday morning news montage. Online challenge might be leading to young drivers mowing down people on bicycles. Speaker of the Canadian House steps down after celebrating Ukrainian veteran who fought for the Nazis. Kevin McCarthy rightly denounced Biden for joining a picket line which he helped create. // A checking of the texting. // Political commentator James Carville says the far Left is hurting the democratic party. 

Don't throw baseballs from the stands into the field of play. A 12-year-old overdosed on fentanyl at Cougar Mountain middle school. KNOW IT ALL: 1) North Korea kicks out American soldier who defected. 2) FTC sues Amazon. // Most of American media is ignoring a big story in Armenia. Trump confused Jeb Bush with George W. Bush. Previewing tonight's GOP debate. // Jack in the Box employee fired a gun at a car in the drive-thru after an argument. Farmer stopped bad guys in George, WA and holds them at gunpoint until the cops arrived. 

Wednesday morning news montage. Mariners pitcher George Kirby was struck by a baseball thrown by a fan at T-Mobile Park. U.S. soldier Travis King will be expelled from North Korea after deserting and defecting. Colin Kaepernick begs the Jets to put him on the practice squad. VP Kamala Harris reiterates her love of venn diagrams. // Bryan is not surprised Target is closing 2 stores in the city of Seattle due to crime concerns. // Biden feigns solidarity with UAW workers. James Carville tells Bill Maher that the super woke are hurting the democrat party and he's not wrong.