The overachiever president is back, and he’s not here to relax. Kyle and Eric break down how James K. Polk took the Oval Office like it was a four-year challenge round: start a war with Mexico, threaten Britain over Oregon, cut tariffs, expand the country by a third, and burn himself out in record time.

It’s Manifest Destiny, micromanagement, and moral mayhem: the ultimate story of a man who did everything and enjoyed none of it.

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Music:

Semper Fidelis by Heftone Banjo Orchestra, Free Music Archive, license CC-BY-SA

Images:

James K Polk: George Peter Alexander Healy, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Polk Dallas campaign banner: Nathaniel Currier firm derivative work: Jim Evans, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Henry Clay: Matthew Harris Jouett, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

1844 Electoral Map: United States Geological Survey, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Oregon Border Dispute: No machine-readable author provided. Roke~commonswiki assumed (based on copyright claims)., CC BY-SA 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons

James Buchanan: The Bureau of Engraving and Printing, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Zachary Taylor: The Bureau of Engraving and Printing, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

1847 postage stamps: Rawdon, Wright, Hatch & Edson See also: U.S. presidents on U.S. postage stamps U.S. Postage stamp locator, CC0, via Wikimedia Commons

Kyle and Eric fire up the mics to roast President #11 — the guy whose greatest achievement might’ve been getting cut open without anesthesia and still somehow making it to the White House. From his “industrious” slave-owning dad (eyeroll) to his math-nerd grind at UNC Chapel Hill and his fanboy obsession with Andrew Jackson, this episode dives deep into how Polk turned being forgettable into a political superpower.

We’re talking early Tennessee politics, suffrage for white men only (wow), the birth of the Democratic Party, and how Polk kept losing elections right up until he didn’t. It’s part biography, part therapy session, and 100% sass.

🎧 Grab your notes, your sarcasm, and your manifest destiny — because next week, we’re taking this chaos straight into war.

Music:

Semper Fidelis by Heftone Banjo Orchestra, Free Music Archive,license CC-BY-SA

Images:

James K Polk: George Peter Alexander Healy, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Polk birthplace: Ken Lund from Reno, Nevada, USA, CC BY-SA2.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0, via Wikimedia Commons

Felix Grundy: George Dury, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Speaker of the House: Fenderich, Charles, artist; Duval, Peter S., 1804 or 1805-1886, printer, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Newton Cannon: Washington Bogart Cooper, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Texas Annexation: Cornell University Library, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

John Tyler is back and Whigging Out. He’s vetoing everything that moves, picking fights with Congress for sport, and casually dropping foreign policy hot takes about Hawaii. Tariffs? He’s mad. The Whigs? They’re furious. Daniel Webster? Probably stress-drinking tea somewhere.

This episode’s got it all: tariff tantrums, Florida joining the Union, Texas waiting in the wings like a messy situationship, and the Tyler Doctrine arriving out of nowhere like that guy who crashes every party. Manifest Destiny isn’t official yet, but you can smell it coming.

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Death of William Henry Harrison: Popular Graphic Arts, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Tyler receives news: Illustrated in Stoddard, William Osborn, 1835-1925. The Lives of the Presidents, v. 5, New York: Frederick A. Stokes & Brother, 1888, between pp. 12-13., Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

John Tyler: Mathew Brady, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Daniel Webster: John Adams Whipple, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Hawaiian Islands: William & Alexander Keith Johnston, Edinburgh, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Florida: Scan by NYPL, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Republic of Texas: Z. T. Fulmore, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Music:

Semper Fidelis by Heftone Banjo Orchestra, Free Music Archive, license CC-BY-SA

John Tyler didn’t just distrust banks — he hated them. This man looked at paper money like it was a con artist, treated gold like a personality trait, and talked about fractional reserve banking like it was a demonic ritual.

In this episode, Kyle and Eric introduce you to the Whig Party’s resident chaos agent — a man who managed to unite people he didn’t even agree with, all while loudly yelling “NO” to basically everything. He was the political equivalent of a live grenade in a powdered wig.

So buckle up. Tyler’s money issues weren’t just personal, they were a preview of the political explosion to come.

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John Tyler: Mathew Brady, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Greenway Plantation: See page for author, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Letitia Christian Tyler: This image or media file contains material based on a work of a National Park Service employee, created as part of that person's official duties. As a work of the U.S. federal government, such work is in the public domain in the United States. See the NPS website and NPS copyright policy for more information.

Music:

Semper Fidelis by Heftone Banjo Orchestra, Free Music Archive, license CC-BY-SA

Before Harrison was slinging hard cider and log cabin merch, he was out in the Indiana wilderness starring in his own chaotic war story: the Battle of Tippecanoe.

Kyle & Eric break down the buildup — broken treaties, Tecumseh’s growing confederacy, and Harrison marching his troops right up to Prophetstown. Then the fight kicks off: a surprise night attack, soldiers firing into the dark, officers scrambling, and Harrison barely holding the line.

The aftermath? Far from perfect. But here’s where the glow-up happens: Harrison’s letters about the battle leaked into the press, and suddenly voters were eating up the “Hero of Tippecanoe” storyline. Messy reality on the ground, polished reputation in print — and just like that, Harrison had the national clout that built his presidency.

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Images:

Battle of Tippecanoe: Battle of Tippecanoe: Charles Edward,Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Tippecanoe Battlefield: Charles Edward, Public domain, viaWikimedia Commons

William Henry Harrison at Tippecanoe: Cornell UniversityLibrary, No restrictions, via Wikimedia Commons

Prophetstown Map: Joseph S. Allen, Public domain, viaWikimedia Commons

John Parker Boyd: Benson John Lossing, Public domain, viaWikimedia Commons

Chief Tecumseh: Toronto Public Library, Public domain, viaWikimedia Commons

Tenskwatawa: Thomas Loraine McKenney (1785-1859) & JamesHall (1793-1868), Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Tippecanoe account fragment: Indiana State Library andHistorical Bureau, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

1840 wasn’t just an election, it was the first American political rager. The Whigs rolled out log cabins, Tippecanoe clubs, parade floats, and barrels of hard cider until the whole country was drunk on Harrison hype. It was the original meme campaign, and it worked.

Kyle & Eric are here for all the chaos:
🍎How Harrison became the first viral candidate (no Wi-Fi required)
🏛️The 8,445-word inaugural speech that doubled as cardio
📅Calling Congress into special session like, “Hi, I’m in charge now”
🙅‍♂️Telling Henry Clay to sit down and let the president cook
⚰️And the 31-day presidency that left America asking “wait, what just happened?”

This is campaign drama, political theatre, and presidential what-ifs served with a side of hard cider. Pour yourself a drink, hit play, and get ready to see why this one short month changed politics forever.

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Music:

Makemi/ Alexander Coffman Ross, Public domain, via WikimediaCommons This audio fragment is available from the United States Library of Congress's Music Division

Images:

Tipepcanoe Club: Benjamin Harrison Presidential Site, Publicdomain, via Wikimedia Commons

Jackson, Webster and Clay: Scan by NYPL, Public domain, viaWikimedia Commons

Inauguation: Charles Fenderich.  Scanned by the Library of Congress., Publicdomain, via Wikimedia Commons

Whig Party Banner: Terrence J. Kennedy, Public domain, viaWikimedia Commons

WHH Death: Popular Graphic Arts, Public domain, viaWikimedia Commons

John Tyler: Cornell University Library, No restrictions, viaWikimedia Commons

Think Harrison was just “the president who gave a speech, caught a cold, and died”? WRONG. This man was a walking PR machine, a frontier general, and the guy who basically put Ohio on the map (you’re welcome, Buckeyes).

Kyle and Eric are here to drag him out of history’s meme bin and show you:

⚔️How Harrison went from 18-year-old ensign to field-promotion legend
🍎Why the Whigs turned “hard cider and log cabins” into the first viral campaign slogan
📜 How Detroit was saved with logistics, not cannon fire (the ultimate flex)
🏛️And why the dude was so good at running things that Congress literally let him redraw the Midwest

This isn’t a dusty lecture — it’s a roller coaster through frontier wars, land deals, and political glow-ups that made the first Whig president. And yes, there will be cider jokes.

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Music:

Semper Fidelis by Heftone Banjo Orchestra, Free MusicArchive, license CC-BY-SA

Images:

Inauguation: Charles Fenderich.  Scanned by the Library of Congress., Publicdomain, via Wikimedia Commons

Whig Party Banner: Terrence J. Kennedy, Public domain, viaWikimedia Commons

Political cartoon: American 18th and 19th century cartoons,Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Berkeley Plantation: Jet Lowe, Public domain, via WikimediaCommons

Benjamin Rush: Richard W. Dodson (1812-1867), Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Fort Washington Park: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a3/Fort_Washington_Park_2004-10-17.jpg

Battle of Tippecanoe: Charles Edward, Public domain, viaWikimedia Commons

Major General Wayne: James Peale, Public domain, viaWikimedia Commons

Anna Symmes Harrison: See page for author, Public domain,via Wikimedia Commons

John Scott Harrison: See page for author, Public domain, viaWikimedia Commons

Benjamin Harrison: United States Library of Congress's Prints and Photographs division under the digital ID cph.3c34885

Northwest Territory: Pearson Scott Foresman, Public domain,via Wikimedia Commons

Indiana Territory: Charles Edward, Public domain, viaWikimedia Commons

Grouseland: Nyttend, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Chief Tecumseh: Toronto Public Library, Public domain, viaWikimedia Commons

Battle of Lake Erie (Hazard Perry): William Henry Powell,Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Battle of the Thames: William Emmons, Public domain, viaWikimedia Commons

John Armstrong Jr: By Daniel Huntington (1816–1906) afterJohn Vanderlyn (1775–1852), Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Simon Bolivar: Arturo Michelena, Public domain, viaWikimedia Commons

No one asked for chaos, but here it is anyway: the unedited, unhinged mid-season interlude. Jackson slander? Check. Van Buren’s Darth Vader redemption arc? Check. A half-baked plan to score presidents on morality? Check. Hurricane Katrina, Soviet planes, and Eric inventing new words? Also check.

This is what happens when Laura doesn’t edit out 25% of the nonsense. You’ve been warned.

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Martin Van Buren walked straight into the Panic of 1837like, “Hey y’all, I’m here to ruin your economy.” But plot twist — the guy actually invented some modern banking practices, called Congress back on their day off (rude but effective), and even gave us the ten-hour workday. We’re talking the Divorce Bill, boiler explosions, and a redemption arc thatalmost makes you forget he enforced the Trail of Tears. Almost.

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Pull the strings, history nerds — it’s time to meet Martin Van Buren, the “Little Magician” who made political deals appear out of thin air while looking like Jackson’s less-fun stunt double. Was he a genius or just a guy who knew how to hang around long enough to inherit the throne?

This episode dives into Dutch tavern tales, Jackson’s puppet show, banking schemes, and one very sad love story. Spoiler: this guy is not making it onto Mount Rushmore.

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Images:

Van Buren’s birthplace: Miscellaneous Items in High Demand,PPOC, Library of Congress, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Amistad article: See page for author, Public domain, viaWikimedia Commons

Peter Van Schaack: Henry C. Van Schaak(Life time: 1800s),Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

William Van Ness: John Wesley Jarvis, Public domain, viaWikimedia Commons

Hannah Hoes Van Buren: See page for author, Public domain,via Wikimedia Commons

Lindenwald: Dougtone, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons

Martin Van Buren: Thomas thomas thamas, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons

DeWitt Clinton: Rembrandt Peale, Public domain, viaWikimedia Commons

Erie Canal: Guillaume Tell Poussin, Public domain, viaWikimedia Commons