This week, Melanie visits the child casino, Brianne alienates everyone she loves over Skee-Ball, oysters definitely oyster, Melanie brings up Tendongate, Brianne recommends Kleenex and lotion if your bracket is going poorly, a building is(n’t) in very good shape, Barry is silly, we piss Disney off again, underwear are not priority in a crisis, Brianne has a bougie butt, and a firefighter is very shy.

Content warnings: structural collapse with many fatalities, 15 year old in peril who survives, fire, deaths of pets (non-graphic), extended missing person searches.

Links:
https://www.townofsurfsidefl.gov/docs/default-source/default-document-library/town-clerk-documents/champlain-towers-south-public-records/8777-collins-ave---structural-field-survey-report.pdf?sfvrsn=882a1194_2
https://apps.npr.org/documents/document.html?id=20974547-condo-board-l
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surfside_condominium_collapse
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/08/25/us/miami-building-collapse-surfside.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo6wZqOaKaE Barry What do you take? https://www.thetowntalk.com/story/news/investigations/2021/09/22/surfside-collapse-pet-owners-angry-officials-over-rescue-efforts/5816522001/?fbclid=IwAR3cEKCpmWyrS58udTPwvwAc_RWLfTzcQpWon30sTGFp0umChx8Arhqlenk
https://people.com/human-interest/crews-searched-collapsed-florida-condo-for-missing-pets-before-demolition/
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/condo-collapse-cat-survivor-binx-reunited-family/
https://www.npr.org/sections/live-updates-miami-area-condo-collapse/2021/06/29/1010976101/timeline-what-we-know-so-far-about-what-led-up-to-the-surfside-condo-collapse
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/surfside-condo-collapse-jonah-handler-survivor-lawsuit-1372434/
https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/06/24/surfside-building-collapse-my-escape-was-like-mission-impossible/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ9Jt1zPDMA&t=15s
https://www.newsweek.com/collapsed-miami-condo-units-surfside-still-listed-sale-champlain-towers-south-1650265
https://www.npr.org/sections/live-updates-miami-area-condo-collapse/2021/06/26/1010542570/florida-condo-structural-damage-engineers-report-surfside-miami
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/06/26/us/miami-building-collapse-investigation.html
https://www.npr.org/sections/live-updates-miami-area-condo-collapse/2021/06/27/1010710735/surfside-official-told-residents-their-building-was-safe-despite-engineers-warni
https://www.wpbf.com/article/surfside-building-collapse-condo-payments-millions-repairs/36861980#
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/2021/06/26/condo-collapse-victim-stacie-fang/5353661001/
https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/miami-florida-building-collapse-06-26-21-intl/h_3219fee2dc1f535221d08b06cae7b3b6
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/miami-beach/article253088463.html
https://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/2022/06/23/surfside-florida-condo-collapse-what-we-know-one-year/7627176001/
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/08/25/us/miami-building-collapse-surfside.html