Aaaand we're back! A day late and many dollars and brain cells short. On this week's episode, an exhausted Emily and sun-kissed Marshall discuss the latest offerings out of Salt Lake, Atlanta, and Dallas.

On SLC, the ladies take Vegas. And by "take Vegas" we mean they get raged at by Jen Shah and meet an immediately iconic hypnotist named Kimberly Friedmutter. Kimberly skips the hypnotism and instead opts for calling Jen on all her bullshit! A star is born. On Atlanta, bullshit artist Kenya and new girl LaToya join forces and vow to create chaos and do evils. Hmmm, how many episodes 'til the threesome? Finally, Dallas takes a tumble with the first meh episode of the season. On the plus side, in a Danielle Staub-style twist, we did learn D'Andra was engaged thirteen times. Mazel?