In my small town, we believe...

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The Elves were the first and eldest Children of Ilúvatar, considered the fairest and wisest of the earthly race of Arda. They called themselves the Quendi (Quenya: "the Speakers"; singular Quendë), referring to how at their creation, they were the only living things they knew of that spoke. They were the third of the Free Peoples of the World and were all white....canonically....no black elves.

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The Box. You opened it, we came

ITS JUST A PUZZLE BOX

Oh no, it is a means to summon us

WHO ARE YOU

Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some, angels to others.

IT WAS A MISTAKE. I DIDN’T MEAN TO OPEN IT. IT WAS A MISTAKE

You solved the box, we came, now you must come with us and taste our treasures

GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME..ALONE

Oh…no tears please. It’s a waste of good suffering.

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I'd love to tell you what happened in this episode, but it's very long...and I'm so cold.

This one is gonna take all day.

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The final chapter of the Hodapp PS3 Arc.

After giving into peer pressure and purchasing a PS3, TouchArcade.com's Eli Hodapp begins to experience the terrors associated with owning the system.

He no longer calls us biased, he simply calls us friend.

As you age, video games become more annoying. Not because the game is annoying, but your slowly decaying body gets worse at playing them. I never had the makings of a proessional atrobot player.

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Look, it's one or the other. My magic-8 ball only has 2 sides and if it isn't "March"...well, then its the obvious answer.

Please keep them at least 100 yards away from any schools.

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All I remember is I was sick and Dave was there...