The Burble

Benny & Az are back and this week is full of reactionary bits the lads crack up to. 'This Just In' returns with how the Taliban are trying to drive up the number of tourists to Afganistan, how taking out the garbage can be fatal, stonned greek lamb and how the French pole vaulter who knocked the bar off with his own could cash in on the big bucks from an adult website. The boys find out just how serious it can be parking where someone doesn't want you to park. We debut the latest segment 'A Karen Affair' with a lady that wants to pay for her pizza but needs her facebook friends to help her out, we have another round of 'WTF' & finally we discuss all the social issues on Sesame Street briefly.

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Benny & Az are back and this week Benny rips into the Paris Olympics Opening Ceremony (and does not hold back.) 'This Just In' returns with another dose of stupidity where the boys finally have an emergency room story worth it's weight in veggies. Now when we said before Benny rips into the Paris Olympics Opening Ceremony he really does...and at length. The boys also give an update on the slap therapy master who is now charged with manslaughter, How sharks in the waters off South America are getting on the nose beers & just what exactly could the cartel be hiding inside the famous Christ, the Redeemer statue.  

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Benny & Az are back and this week it's Az's turn to have a little rant. 'This Just In' returns with another recap of the week. Benny & Az discuss the attempted assasination of Lord Cheezel, some woman from Florida that has a strict list things potential suitors must tick off before she'll even consider bedding you - hot tip everyone - if you're male you have no shot. Az learns what a Rat Boyfriend is and why Gen Z'ers only want to bed these types of men. Again with Gen Z they say that text messages don't have impact UNLESS they include emojis PLUS you get a double bunger this week with a reading from the Urban Dictionary.

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This week Benny teams up with the podcast producer Jena in Az's absence to bring you the best of 'The Burble' pocast so far - reaching all the way back to Episode 1 Season 1. we could ruin the surprise and tell you what is coming up in this episode but we'll leave it to you to discover so of the adequate bits we've done over the years. 

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This Week Benny & Az are back and be warned Benny is here to RANT! The boys give you all the news you never thought you needed with 'This Just In' with news about a controversial slap therapy retreat that resulted in the death of a woman who was insulin dependent, how a video game tournament winner got too excited and it cost him thousands of dollars more than he won, how an expectant dad literally sped to hospital at 160kmph, how a woman lied to 911 to get herself out of a date, how doctors in India decided not to fix an injured boy's leg instead giving him a circumcision. Also we go back in time with Benny & Az with audio from their early internet radio show, Benny hates on a US TV show that makes zero sense, the Urban Dictionary returns and the boys are over flavours and products forced to scissor.

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This Week Benny & Az return with 'This Just In' with news about an Indian bloke who thought his wife had died and cremated her, only to have the woman show up in the flesh - she had been doing the dirty on him 600kms away, how plenty of Parisians are planning to drop a dump into the river in the Olympic host city days before the games start, how a bunch of rich people are trying to reflect the sun's rays to make the place cooler, how farmers owning flatulent livestock in Denmark are set to get taxed fur the methane they are releasing into the atmosphere, we hear from Joe Biden personally, a new weight loss solution from Will Smith & how another asteroid is on the way to kill us. The Urban Dictionary makes a return and the boys fall into a Tik Tok hole and are horified what they find.

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This week Benny & Az are back with the wildly popular new features they introduced last week; a trip to the Urban Dictionary & 'This Just In', plus the boys discuss the Collalition's plans for Nuclear Power stations heading into the upcoming federal election, the boys are utterly astounded how the state of Michigan in the USA only just passed laws to ban Necrophilia, how Az hates self-grooming, how the size of male packages in the United Kingdom have grown over the last for years, Az reveals more of what he did over the podcast break and how he's probably on more watch lists, how a 16-time world champion has been banned from the very competition that made him famous & the boy list their two worst maths teachers they ever experienced.

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Benny & Az are back after a hiatus that seemed like forever! The boys are back will all new features including a trip to the Urban Dictionary to expand all of our vocabularies. New segment called 'This Just In', plus the boys discuss just where the hell they have been for the last 3-odd years, Az's new weed oil dependance, Benny got married, how some dark spirit was in the corner of Az's bedroom waiting for him to go to sleep before molesting him, how an online "influencer" got booted out of the Las Vegas Sphere for ripping a bong and broadcasting it live on the net, corporal punishment in the 1980's school system, Az's cross-city office chair, how Benny got asked the weirdest questions by an eshay at the train station & finally the boys get all Shakespearean.

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This week Benny & Az discuss a bride that smacked her new groom in the face with cake at the reception and took of with her male cousin - who is also her ex, how Queenslanders are being told to stop calling Triple Zero for trivial shit & how Benny used to get scared when police would come to the school, Az recalls prank calling the Kids Helpline and being a tit in the 1990s, the boys discuss where they were the day the earth shook recently, Benny bangs on about if he was asked to do the Triple J breakfast shift & how he would have tortured Osama Bin Laden using them, we head back to the ER with another teenage boy that just could resist jamming a cable in his peehole & the boys discuss the nutritional value of a bag of frozen Pizza Pockets augmented with human faeces. Finally the boys also tuned around the radio dial at the end for a does of real radio journalism.

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This week Benny & Az discuss an unfortunate death at McDonald's & some bloke claims he found a pig's tit in his breakfast burger, how movie reboot and sequels are going too far with the announcement of a sequel to a 1988 comedy, Jena joins the podcast and ruins Belinda Carlisle for Benny, how kids are weponising baked beans of all things, how a twisted bloke has been given 10 years in the slammer for stabbing innocent women with syringes full of seamen, how some bloke in Kosovo managed to swallow and entire phone, how 40% of people admit they would have sex with a robot, how a bloke who has been on the lam for 30 years gives him self up due to COVID-19 & how a women got phone scammed to have off her hair and eyebrows.

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