"What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul?" The egomaniacal central characters in Orson Welles's directorial debut (and perhaps the greatest film of all time), CITIZEN KANE, and David Fincher's ambitious modern-day cultural critique on relationships, THE SOCIAL NETWORK, certainly are confronted with this question, whether or not they directly realize it. Through the rise of fall of both Kane and Zuckerberg in these respective films, we discuss the dangers of pride and selfishness, the corruption attached to greed, the longing for a childhood state of innocence, the irony of isolation in the midst of material gain, and the (seemingly) inescapable human need for acceptance and approval. We also share stories of some terrible days that we experienced (due to Michael's lacking track athleticism and Ben's propensity for the drink), some sad work experiences, and the oddity of being trapped in an elevator.