Hold onto your broomsticks, Candle Coven, because everything is ass and we’re cackling about it! We discuss the 1990 Cinderella adaptation If the Shoe Fits (a Jennifer Grey/Rob Lowe fashion fever dream), why our galaxy is called the Milky Way (yes, it does involve breastfeeding), and Will Smith (again). Plus: Greco-Roman culture’s tight hold on modern life, glitch-in-the-Matrix stories, and Nathan Fielder’s The Rehearsal. Cozy up, light your Bijou Candles, and let's get into it!

Candle of the day: https://bijoucandles.com/products/practical-magic-candle-set

Alaina's T-Shirt: https://bijoucandles.com/products/precious-t-shirt

Jocelyn's T-Shirt: https://bijoucandles.com/products/team-stevie-t-shirt?variant=41302734143591

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Season 4 starts with a bang (and a fall). Jocelyn breaks her arm, possibly travels through a portal, and definitely drinks Diet Coke like a Victorian ghost.

We discuss haunted furniture, therapy breakthroughs, Men in Black, sea turtles as Kramer, and the undeniable power of 1998’s Wild Wild West era. Plus: Reba, Reba’s eyes, SparkNotes, haunted beds, and the philosophical question—are you even a millennial if you didn’t record your family’s answering machine?

The candle of the day is Stevie • White Sage & Neroli

Alaina's Shirt

Jocelyn's Sweatshirt

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Wake up, babe, there's a new Candle Coven Podcast episode! This week's episode covers: how to pronounce caramel, fun sized candies, saving leftovers, the fact that literally everything is conjecture, what Stephen King is up to, and what Hello Kitty's actual "speaking" voice sounds like. Cozy up, light your Bijou Candles and get into it!

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Greetings Candle Coven! This week’s episode covers a myriad of topics such as, but not limited to, “3 Body Problem,” Jocelyn’s current hyper-focus song, “The Godfather,” the fact that “Star Wars” is an opera, the concept of warring only in dance and much much much more! 

Grab our Stevie • White Sage & Neroli Candle 

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Get ready Candle Coven because this one’s a doozy! Join in as Alaina gives a good old college try at reading the latest Azealia Banks IG rant (this time she comes for Beyoncé). But in typical Bijou Candles Alaina & Jocelyn fashion, it takes about 30 minutes for Alaina to ACTUALLY read the rant (so many segues!). And from the seed of an Azealia Banks rant grew a beautiful, flourishing episode where they continue to discuss Beyoncé, her heroic baby sister Solange, her husband Jay Z (ever heard of him), Kate Middleton, “all girls schools,” and so much more!

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded before the revelation of Kate Middleton’s cancer diagnosis.

Grab our Tanya • Aegean Lemon Zest Candle 

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Listen in this week to hear all about choirs vs. chorales, JC Chasez being the #1 guy in the group, regional radio stations, the uncanny valley of a Glo Worm, Poor Things, and the unbelievable YET true FACT that we are all just the dancing baby from Ally McBeal. GET IN, CANDLE COVEN, we're talking at it!

Grab our Donna • Sea Salt & Pink Sand 

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Alaina & Jocelyn are at it again this week! They're talkin' The Traitors, haircut trend predictions, Ghost World, reading all the literature that comes with a CD, method acting, the fact that Jagged Little Pill is the bible, and a brand NEW idea for the podcast! Tune in for this and much much more!

Grab our Mariah • Santal Champagne 

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This episode has it all: The "Skins" theme song (a capella), Darren Star's masterpiece "Younger," King Charles' hands (again), the impact that lacquered coffins has had on our soil, the harsh realization that we objectify music, and the one thing they think has single handedly ruined humanity. Listen in for lots of giggles and more! 

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On this week's episode, Alaina and Jocelyn discuss a bunch of random stuff like how they would potentially behave on a Zoom call with Oprah, the homophobic things people said to Jocelyn at a makeup counter, becoming fitness instructors (like, actually haha) and their real feelings about Reneé Rapp. Did you know Renée Zellweger puts the accent on the first "e"? Anyway, listen in to this very fun and ridiculous episode!

Grab our Rosie • Filo & Rose Honey Candle 

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OK this episode is actually unhinged. Join Alaina and Jocelyn as they discuss such topics as colonoscopies, how vampires do stuff, Gen X stars and box stores, how upsetting Claire Danes is, blankies and so much more. Jocelyn also tries to tell a story that has them in stitches. Listen in for all this and so much more!

Grab our Siouxsie • Cherry Bomb Candle 

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