The Caravan Tour of Terror

The boys return home for Glasgow FrightFest 2023. Taking in twelve movies over three days, they put their knees and backs to the test to give you their thoughts on the movies from this year's festival.

 

Day 1

Sisu - dir. Jalmari Helander

 

Day 2

#chadgetstheaxe - dir. Travis Bible

Pensive - dir. Jonas Trukanas

Mother Superior - dir. Marie Alice Wolfszahn

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey - dir. Rhys Frake-Waterfield

Irati - dir. Paul Urkijo Alijo

 

Day 3

Hunt Her, Kill Her - dir. Ryan Thiessen and Greg Swinson

Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls - dir. Andrew Bowser

Consecration - dir. Christopher Smith

Little Bone Lodge - dir. Matthias Hoene

Here For Blood - dir. Daniel Turres

13 Exorcisms - dir. Jacobo Martinez

 

Email the show at [email protected] with feedback or recommendations for future movies to visit!

 

All Music courtesy of:

Michael Maftean (He/His/Him)

Composer/Arranger/Performer

 

https://www.instagram.com/mywoodenleg/

https://www.facebook.com/michael.maftean 

https://soundcloud.com/maftean

The fella's are back!! And they've decided to come back to Blighty to have a look at one director in particular - Peter Strickland, and his films Berberian Sound Studio (2012) and In Fabric (2018). What do they make of this homegrown talent? Stay a while, and listen!

 

Email the show at [email protected] with feedback or recommendations for future movies to visit!

 

All Music courtesy of:

Michael Maftean (He/His/Him)

Composer/Arranger/Performer

 

https://www.instagram.com/mywoodenleg/

https://www.facebook.com/michael.maftean 

https://soundcloud.com/maftean

The boys go over their Halloween list with some sequels, remakes and new favourites.

 

Watcher (2022)- 2:10

Pearl (2022) - 11:15

Hellhouse (2015) - 16.55

V/H/S '99 (2022) -20:10

Hellraiser (2022) - 32:00

Absentia (2011) - 40:20

Barbarian (2022) - 46:00

Deadstream (2022) - 51:40

SMILE - 55:50

 

Email the show at [email protected] with feedback or recommendations for future movies to visit!

 

All Music courtesy of:

Michael Maftean (He/His/Him)

Composer/Arranger/Performer

 

https://www.instagram.com/mywoodenleg/

https://www.facebook.com/michael.maftean 

https://soundcloud.com/maftean

The boys raise a glass of Mastika as they watch You Won't Be Alone (2022), from writer-director Goran Stolevski.

 

23:05- Spoilers Start (not the ending we promise)29:45 - Spoilers End

 

Email the show at [email protected] with feedback or recommendations for future movies to visit!

 

All Music courtesy of:

Michael Maftean (He/His/Him)

Composer/Arranger/Performer

 

https://www.instagram.com/mywoodenleg/

https://www.facebook.com/michael.maftean 

https://soundcloud.com/maftean

It's off to Turkey for the boys for an eye-poking good time as they delve into the depths of Hell to watch Can Evrenol's Baskin (2015). 

Email the show at [email protected] with feedback or recommendations for future movies to visit!

 

All Music courtesy of:

Michael Maftean (He/His/Him)

Composer/Arranger/Performer

 

https://www.instagram.com/mywoodenleg/

https://www.facebook.com/michael.maftean 

https://soundcloud.com/maftean

Join Donald and Ally as they go on a journey from the depths of Hell to a Romania that's full of American accents in Dark Angel: The Ascent! A 1994 direct to video feature directed by Linda Hassani. 

 

Email the show at [email protected] with feedback or recommendations for future movies to visit!

 

Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod

Link: http://filmmusic.io/song/4133-nightmare-machine   

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

The boys are back on the road with their supply of delicious soap as they travel to Estonia to watch the Rainer Sarnet written and directed November.

 

Email the show at [email protected] with feedback or recommendations for future movies to visit!

 

Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod

Link: http://filmmusic.io/song/4133-nightmare-machine   

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Home is where the horror is this week as Donald and Ally head back to Glasgow for FrightFest 2022. With 11 movies over two days there plenty of good, bad and in-between to take in:

Day 1

Let The Wrong One In - dir. Conor McMahon

A Cloud So High - dir. Christopher Lee Parson

Homebound - dir. Sebastian Godwin

You Are Not My Mother - dir. Kate Dolan

Wyrmwood Apocalypse - dir. Kiah Roache-Turner

 

Day 2

Mandrake - dir. Lynne Davison

The Ledge - dir. Howard J. Ford

Some Like It Rare - dir. Fabrice Eboue

Monstrous - dir. Chris Sivertson

Freaks Out - dir. Gabriele Mainetti

The Cellar - dir. Brendan Muldowney

 

Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod

Link: http://filmmusic.io/song/4133-nightmare-machine   

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

We're at it again with another special episode! This time we sat down to watch all seven Resident Evil films back to back. Come join us for the highs and the many, many lows... We'll be giving our spoiler-filled opinions on each movie and discussing the series as a whole, and where it might go next! 

Resident Evil (2002)  02:51

Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)  09:57

Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)  17:03

Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)  22:55

Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)  34:13

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016)  45:45

Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)  67:29

Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod

Link: http://filmmusic.io/song/4133-nightmare-machine   

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Donald and Ally are off to Finland to check out the spooky side of Lake Bodom away from the Angry Birds-themed park as they discuss the 2016 Taneli Mustonen directed Bodom. 

 

Email the show at [email protected] with feedback or recommendations for future movies to visit!

 

Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod

Link: http://filmmusic.io/song/4133-nightmare-machine   

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/