You know how every gambler insists they have a system and they know what they’re doing? Well those people are idiots. Ploppies! They aren’t the true geniuses that write for and read the quarterly publication Blackjack Forum.

That’s right, we’re going back to physical media yet again to find some of the most obnoxious, embarrassing, insufferable blackjack addict player experts or whatever they are. Frank, Shell, and Other Voice are primed to become card counting, chip palming, imbecilis predatoris imposteri and no pit boss is gonna stand in our way.

This week, Extra Credit is above your stupid “penetration” jokes, thank you very much.