The Carl and Afrodite Show

One burger, one order of fries - forgettable at the kitchen table, unforgettable in the car. Carl and Afrodite hold a full investigation: the four courses nobody designed, the passenger tax, the fossil fry under every seat in America, and the cleanest law they've ever passed. The car was our first restaurant. The table was the sequel.

Carl and Afrodite are fictional characters, performed with AI voices.

Everybody has one. A key to a door that doesn't exist anymore - and nobody can throw it away. Carl's key ring is an archaeology section: a first apartment that's now a smoothie place, a storage unit emptied in 2019, and one mystery key he is keeping as a pet. Afrodite has carried a single brass key across an ocean for twenty-six years. This week, the two of them audit each other's pockets - and figure out why a key is never really about the door.

Carl notices something ridiculous. Afrodite discovers something true. Episode 1 of The Carl and Afrodite Show.

Carl and Afrodite are fictional characters, performed with AI voices.