Wouldst thou like to LIVE DELICIOUSLY? Wouldst thou like to experience a masterpiece of Type 2 art? Wouldst thou like to invest 4 Million Dollars in a first-time filmmaker and lead actress and make 40 Million Dollars back?

In this episode, we'll analyze Robert Eggers's The Witch, a supernatural horror film from 2015 — and I'll attempt to answer those questions.

Understanding is useful, so here we go.

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Two Types Of Art https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dBKe7sOxto

Mark Korven Improvises On "The Apprehension Engine" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbtuaIJKMI4

JJ Abrams: The Mystery Box https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpjVgF5JDq8

Animation secrets revealed! Let's dive deep into a sweaty mind and body with this necessary re-release from 2011.

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Here are two questions. Why did screenwriter Shane Black NOT work for 9 years after his film The Long Kiss Goodnight? And coincidentally, if you've got a Creative Project, how can you focus on and complete it?

I'll attempt to answer those questions in episode 72 of The Carl King Show. Understanding is useful, so here we go.

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GoRuck Ruck Sacks https://www.goruck.com/

PS Kaufman Footwear https://www.instagram.com/pskaufman/

Jessica Jarrell / Kiva https://www.instagram.com/theepatriotessjess/

Gino Perez https://www.instagram.com/ginoooooooo/

Steve Saiz https://www.instagram.com/saiz5412/

Jason Borders https://www.instagram.com/bordersjason/

Have you ever asked yourself the question: can you wake up if you don't fall asleep? And what does that question REALLY mean? This week, we'll attempt to find out by examining Asteroid City, the latest surreal Type 2 film from Wes Anderson.

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Sounds Like Noise - Pilot Episode https://www.mixcloud.com/carkingdom/sounds-like-noise-episode-001/

Are There Two Types of Art? https://youtu.be/2dBKe7sOxto

Get Asteroid City on BLURAY https://geni.us/XRfh

Imagine being such a fan of Adult Swim, that you decide to make your own animated TV pilot. You hire writers, voice actors, and an animator — and you spend two years of your life and $12,000 on it.

And when it's finished, you realize: I have NO idea what I'm doing. Well, that happened to me in 2019, and it was called The Oracle of Outer Space. What went wrong? What did I screw up? Understanding is useful, so let's find out.

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The Oracle of Outer Space (YouTube) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJqNMXdZqC0

It doesn't. I'm making a joke. I'm going to share some common ideas from the world of Eastern philosophy and Stoicism. And how they have helped me be NOT better than other people.

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Thich Nhat Hanh / The Art of Communicating https://geni.us/1h4Bupf

The Dalai Lama / Approaching The Buddhist Path https://geni.us/t0LTtJ

William Irvine / A Guide To The Good Life https://geni.us/cAkBe

Yuval Noah Harari on Meditation https://youtu.be/Mde2q7GFCrw?t=8044

Have you ever asked yourself the question, "Am I Autistic Yet?" I'm about to, in This Week's episode of The Carl King Show. Understanding is useful, so here we go.

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Morgan Foley - my favorite Autistic social media person. https://www.tiktok.com/@morgaanfoley

Dr. Crystal Lee, Psychologist https://laconciergepsychologist.com/blog/what-is-the-autism-spectrum/

It's PART 4 of my Chat With Chewbode. Today we cover:

The Lost Sir Millard Mulch Documentary, My Dabbling In Egomania, Advice Kevin Smith Gave Me, The Illusion of Fame, How I Think I Get Too Much Credit

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Chewbode is my longest-term friend and creative collaborator. If you haven't listened to Part 1 or Part 2 or Part 3, go back to Episode 62, where we talk about becoming friends and growing up in the swamps of South Venice, Florida — and Episode 64, where we talk about attending Venice High School and How Education Failed Us. Or maybe even Episode 66, where we tell the story of D.E.M.I. (Device To End The Music Industry) and the filming of the Sir Millard Mulch Fake Ibanez Instructional Videos.

As a reminder, Chewbode has been involved in most everything I've made… he's contributed to all of my Carl King, Sir Millard Mulch, and Dr. Zoltan projects. As far back as designing the cassette J-card for my first demo tape, all the way through to story-editing my latest animated pilot. In this multi-episode conversation, we tell the story of our 33-year friendship — from riding the school bus as teenagers, to dressing up in business suits and selling a fake invention in New York City.

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Chew On This: Chewbode's Blog https://www.chewbode.com

Very Good Friends of Carl King, we've got another AUDIO-ONLY episode. It's PART 3 of my Chat With Chewbode, my longest-term friend and creative collaborator. If you haven't listened to Part 1 or Part 2, go back to Episode 62, where we talk about becoming friends and growing up in the swamps of South Venice, Florida — and Episode 64, where we talk about attending Venice High School and How Education Failed Us.

As a reminder, Chewbode has been involved in almost everything I've made… he's contributed to all of my Carl King, Sir Millard Mulch, and Dr. Zoltan projects. As far back as designing the cassette J-card for my first demo tape, all the way through to story-editing my latest animated pilot. In this multi-episode conversation, we tell the story of our 33-year friendship — from riding the school bus as teenagers to dressing up in business suits and selling a fake invention in New York City. Today we cover D.E.M.I. (Device To End The Music Industry, and the filming of the Sir Millard Mulch Fake Ibanez Instructional Videos. Part three begins now.

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Chew On This: Chewbode's Blog https://www.chewbode.com

The Making of Grand Architects On YouTube https://youtu.be/dGIX7KwdVd0

I think of Mr. Bungle as my favorite band. They're unpredictable and can be hard to listen to. Sometimes I can't tell if they're joking or creating music that is complex and profound. So if I Made A Mr. Bungle Documentary, what would it be like?

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We'll explore that idea, followed by a music theory segment called How To Write Ugly Music, Part 1: Harmonic Dissonance. Understanding is useful, so here we go.

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GoFundMe: Dale Lewis Needs A Mobility Scooter https://www.gofundme.com/f/dale-lewis-needs-a-mobility-scooter

Mr. Bungle on BANDCAMP https://mrbungle.bandcamp.com

Mr. Bungle on AMAZON https://geni.us/D7LA9XD