Have fun. Just don’t shout, sing or celebrate.

We’re taking a big step towards mandatory naps in shops. This shop leads the way in what we should be doing.

Today I saw a dog wearing a nap. The only thing dumber than that is someone wearing one in a swimming pool.

We all love to personalise our goods. Well, good news – How about a personal face nap? Say cheese…😃 🐑

Drinkers packed the bars and the streets for Super Saturday, and the media went crackers about a second wave! I have one word for them…

It’s been months, and you’re desperate for a proper haircut. Good to see these hairdressers taking the safety measures so seriously in the new abnormal. Morons.

These restaurants have come up with the perfect solution to social distancing! 🤾🏻‍♂️🍔😆

Here’s how a socially distanced wedding is going to look in the new abnormal! 😂

Health complications, no identity and no point. But wait – virtue signalling celeb Adele says wear a face mask! 🐑

Headlines about a second wave and spike continue. There’s also talk of beaches closing and Leicester going under lockdown. Why?