The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

Cultural Obscurist B.K. Will discovers a small firewire drive with the lost indie fiction podcasts of Cam Candor, who disappeared suddenly in December 2020 and so begins the search for this enigmatic artist.

In the spring of 2033, Cultural Obscurist B.K. Will stumbled into an estate sale in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Rummaging through a box of discarded electronics, Will found a small firewire drive with the lost indie fiction podcasts of one Cam Candor, a creator who disappeared suddenly in December 2020.

This wasn’t a hundred episodes of a single audio drama, no, these were hundreds of different shows dating from the earliest days of fiction podcasting in the aughts, back when there were independent podcasts. Back before the Great Podcasting Purge of 2025. Host B.K. Will embarks on a twisty, turn-filled odyssey to discover what happened to this enigmatic artist.

Will talks to podcast critics, fan club members, psychologists, professors, and anyone who knew or worked with Candor. This episode features segments from two of Candor's shows: Mr. Fezziwhig Talks Crumpets and the Trump family telenovela: Bedminster!

Hosted by B.K. Will

With: 

David Allen as David A. Person, Mr. Fezziwhig, Soap Announcer

Samantha Turret as Martina Terkle

Elyse Mirto as Ivanka Trump and Pippa Featherwood

Mia Mollicone as Professor Lopez and Rosa

Justin Mayer as Wilhelm Mannerklärer, Phone Caller, Eric Trump

MUSIC (Fully licensed from Incompetech/Kevin MacLeod)

Beginning of Conflict

Long Note 3

Moments of Tension

Unnatural Situation

Gregorian Chant

Vanishing

Look Busy

Sonatina in C Minor

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Who is Cam Candor? is a production of B.K. Will in conjunction with Trojan Cat Media, a Division of [Redacted] Corp. Copyright 2035

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Fable and Folly founder Sean Howard sits down with Carlötta Beautox creator Ann Sloan for a conversation about all things fiction podcasting -- the ups, the downs, and the sideways. Sponsored by AWeber.

Sean's shows include the award-winning Alba Salix, The End of Time and Other Bothers, The Axe and Crown, Civilized, and more. Find him @ www.fableandfolly.com and on Twitter: @passitalong and @fableandfolly

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The Season 3 Finale! When Karen Miller, leader of the anti-mask movement (ANTIMA), mobilizes an army of peri-menopausal moms to silence Carlötta, it's going to be a riot.

CAST:

Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox

Trevor Lissauer as Dave   

Kristi Boulton as Karen Miller

Chelsea Kwoka as Karen 2

Justin Mayer as Anderson Cooper

Riannah Pouncy as Karen 3

Ann Sloan as Karen 4

Siri as Herself

Kiba Walker as Zen

Kate Wallinga as Herself

Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka What's-Her-Face)

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MUSIC:

Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan

Music from https://filmmusic.io

"Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Music from https://filmmusic.io

"There is Romance" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

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Carlötta's new podcast --Kitty Chats -- is a massive hit and she's become a media darling all over again! But America's #1 Karen, leader of the anti-mask movement known as ANTIMA, has cooked up a recipe to destroy Carlötta for good!

CAST:

Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox

Trevor Lissauer as Dave   

Kristi Boulton as Karen Miller and Rachel Meadow

Justin Mayer as Sean Calamity

Ann Sloan as Newscaster

Siri as Herself

Kiba Walker as Zen

Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka What's-Her-Face)

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MUSIC:

Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan

NewsSting by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Music from https://filmmusic.io

"Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Tiki Bar Mixer by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6836-tiki-bar-mixer

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Evil March by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3724-evil-march

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/\

"Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

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Life of Riley by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3976-life-of-riley

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Music from https://filmmusic.io:

"Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

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When Dave opens LA's hottest new nightclub: a hybrid Bowling Alley and Karaoke Bar, the royal family makes an appearance. For Carlötta, it's the stuff fairy tales are made of!

CAST:

Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox

Trevor Lissauer as Dave   

Justin Mayer as the Karaoke MC

Riannah Pouncy as the Louboutins

Ann Sloan as all the terrible singers

Siri as Herself

Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka What's-Her-Face)

MUSIC:

Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan

Scheming Weasel (faster version) by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

NewsSting by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Disco Sting by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3653-disco-sting License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Evening Melodrama by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Egmont Overture Finale by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

The Chamber Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Not As It Seems Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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Carlötta goes to a podcast convention to learn all about the industry and meets the heaviest hitters in the biz!

CAST:

Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox

Trevor Lissauer as Dave   

David Allen as Rick Wrecked

Kristi Boulton as Karen Miller   

Oystein Brager as Himself (The Amelia Project Podcast)

Sean Howard as Himself (Civilized Podcast, Alba Salix, The End of Time and Other Bothers, The Axe and Crown)

Justin Mayer as Podicitis MC and Convention-goer

Ann Sloan as Convention Hall Announcer

Raul Vega as Himself (Rose Drive Podcast and Swiss & Lali Hijack Hollywood Podcast)

Kate Wallinga as Herself (Ignorance Was Bliss Podcast)

Rick Zieff as Bob Smith

Siri as Herself

Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka What's-Her-Face)

MUSIC:

Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan

Bushwick Tarentella - Thatched Villagers by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300002 Artist: http://incompetech.com/

Scheming Weasel (faster version) by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY

(http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Cool Vibes by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

News Theme 2 by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Artist: http://audionautix.com/

"NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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Carlötta has a problem -- she's been deemed "problematic". Luckily, there's an exclusive media agency that has a solution on how to rescue her career from the depths of oblivion.

CAST:

Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox

Trevor Lissauer as Dave   

Kristi Boulton as Lil Kaia                                       

David Allen as Brad

Ryan Manuel as Chad 2

Justin Mayer as Chad 2

Kiba Walker as Zen

Raechel Wong as Angry Patron 4

Siri as Herself

Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named)

MUSIC:

Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan

"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

"Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

"Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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Carlötta lands a job at LA's most exclusive hot spot -- a concept restaurant from visionary chef Joaquin Oops -- as part of her deep undercover mission to expose the 1%'s tastiest secret. 

CAST:

Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox

Trevor Lissauer as Dave                                           

David Allen as Angry Patron 1

Timothy "Funny Guy Timmy" Banfield as Chris...I mean...Christopher W. The Manager

David S. Dear as Server 1 and Angry Patron 2

Sarah Golding as Training Tape Voice

Chelsea Kwoka as Server 2 and Angry Patron 3

Raechel Wong as Angry Patron 4

Siri as Herself

Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named)

MUSIC:

Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan

Bushwick Tarentella - Thatched Villagers by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300002 Artist: http://incompetech.com/

On My Way by Kevin MacLeod -- Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4163-on-my-way License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Scheming Weasel (faster version) by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Cool Vibes by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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A rehab for canceled people? Sign Carlötta Beautox up! Ever since Twitter declared her dunzo, she's been trying to find a path forward and chilling in Malibu for 28 days might be just the ticket!

CAST:

Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox

Trevor Lissauer as Dave                                           

David Allen as Herb, Rehab Client 1, Mel Gibson, Lifetime Announcer      

Kristi Boulton as Lori Loughlin, Southern Woman 2.5

David S. Dear as Consequences Man, Rehab Client 2

Sarah Golding as Rita

Chelsea Kwoka as Repercussions Commercial Announcer

Siri as Herself

Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named)

MUSIC:

“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan

"Ascending the Vale" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

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"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

"Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

"Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

News Theme 2 by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Artist: http://audionautix.com/

"Two Together" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

"There is Romance" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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Vomit Draft -- Ep 301

After being cancelled and with her life now in shambles, Carlötta must rewrite the narrative of her life all while a pandemic rages. It's like dancing backwards in high heels. So 2020.

CAST:

Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox

Trevor Lissauer as Dave                                           

Sarah Agor as The Spirit Cougar                

Victoria Hansen as Khloe Kardashian

Chelsea Kwoka as The Karen App

Kiba Walker as Zen

Siri as Siri

Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named)

MUSIC:

“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan

"Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

"Ascending the Vale" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

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"Hall of the Mountain King" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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