The Carpenter Queens

By Nickolas Ruiz & Raymond Rodriguez

Welcome to your favorite video rental spot! Here at TCQ Video, our star employee's Nick and Raymond record "live" to discuss all things campy, gay, and horror related! These two queens break down prod... more

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April 05, 2023 Scream VI (2023) - "Ghostface Goes East" (SPOILERS!)
SURPRISE SIDNEY!
We decided to throw away the schedule to talk all about the newest edition of one our favorite franchises!
Be warned! This is nothing but spoiler filled and we NEED to TALK about IT!
Join us as we go to TCQ Movie Theater as we discuss this vicious, bloody, meta-good time!
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43min
March 08, 2023 A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010) | "What's Wrong with His Face?"
Oh my god Jackie you can't just ask people what's wrong with their face...
Kicking off our "Scream-akes: The Requel" themed month is. A. DOZY.
Nick and Raymond discuss the remake of "A Nightmare on Elm Street" from 2010! They discuss the gloriously bad CGI, Jackie Earle Haley voice choices, and Rooney Mara questioning her acting career! It is a wonderful beginning to their favorite themed months!
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1h 36min
February 22, 2023 LOST TAPES: A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984) | "I Had the Weirdest Wet Dream"
Thank you for your patience and understanding as we had to take some time off away from the store...but without further ado...

HELLO QUEERDOS! We have missed you all and are ecstatic that we are BACK once again!
We have a "lost tape" that was meant to be released back in October of 2022. Here it is in all of its glory as we discuss the absolutely terrifying and 80s nostalgic "A Nightmare on Elm Street" from 1984!
Nick and Raymond discuss 80s flare, the elaborate dream sequences and wonderful practical effects! It's a hilarious breakdown of the very first trek into the dreamscape! Join us!
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1h 21min
October 26, 2022 Bride of Chucky (1998) | "Barbie & Clyde"
Continuing our "ICONS" month with a trip to the wedding chapel!
This week Nick and Raymond discuss the hilariously wild sequel to the "Child's Play" franchise! We are talking, "Bride of Chuck" from 1998!
Jennifer Tilly, meta-humor, superb voice acting, horrible teen leads...and what everyone has been waiting for...PUPPET SEX!
You won't want to miss our next celebration for Halloween!
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1h 32min
October 19, 2022 Halloween (1978) | "The Jamie Lee Mother F**king Curtis Show"
It is the BEST time of the year Queerdos! Halloween!
What better way to kick off our themed month of "ICONS" than with the original 1978 classic, "Halloween"!
*que lightning and thuder*
Nick and Raymond are beyond elated to talk about our true love, our ultimate spooky month flick! We gush about John Carpenter, Debra Hill, and of course... the ultimate scream queen... Jamie Lee Mother F**king Curtis!
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1h 34min
September 30, 2022 The Craft (1996) | "We Bind You Heteros..."
It's time to call the corners everyone...
Closing out our "Back to School" month of September is the ULTIMATE witchy goth dream!
This week Nick & Raymond discuss the 1996 classic, "The Craft"! Much to talk about from the fashion, the memorable dialogue, the core cast of actresses, AND Ray talks about their connection to Nancy!

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1h 42min
September 21, 2022 Sorority Row (2006) | "Suffer Sisters, SUFFER!"
After taking a week off, we are BACK! It's time to get ready for rush week!
We are talking the offensive, yet very hilarious, Sorority Row from 2006!
Much to discuss sisters as we dissect the film not many remember from the early 00's! Raymond discovers the film for the first time, Nick quotes almost the whole movie, and the lasting impression of 00's fashion makes its mark!
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1h 43min
September 07, 2022 The Faculty (1998) | "Take Us to Your Teachers!"
Welcome back students to a brand new month!
The bell has rung on our theme of "Back to School" as we discuss the 90's meta-teen-sci-fi-flick, "The Faculty" from 1998!
There is much to discuss! From Kevin Williamson's take on alien invaders, the hot young and STAR STUDDED cast, and the 90's time capsule love of it all!
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1h 40min
August 31, 2022 Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) | "Welcome to TCQ Video, B*tch!"
Closing out our themed month of "Third Times the Charm" is a dreamscape run by an infamous villain!
Our last in our line-up is "A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors"!
Nick and Raymond are stoked to talk 80's insane practical special effects, a very charming core cast of victims, the incomparable Robert Englund, and the surprising connection of queer community and the Dream Warriors!
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1h 47min
August 24, 2022 Final Destination 3 (2006) | "A Million Ways to Die in Canada"
Welcome back to TCQ Video! Do we have a doozy of a film for you this week!
Our "Third Times the Charm" theme is bringing us on a terrifying ride to our deaths! Nick and Raymond talk all about "Final Destination 3"!
They discuss their favorite queen of the earlly 2000s, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, the deliciously gory-over-the-top-kills, their fear of roller coasters...and Raymond goes on a rant about Nicole Kidman's AMC ad! It's a lot to unpack and we cannot wait for the ride!
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1h 40min

FAQs about The Carpenter Queens:

How many episodes does The Carpenter Queens have?

The podcast currently has 70 episodes available.