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FAQs about The Carpenter Rants:How many episodes does The Carpenter Rants have?The podcast currently has 231 episodes available.
April 13, 2018Friday the 13th BONUS ANNOUNCEMENT EPISODEA VERY SPECIAL BONUS ANNOUNCEMENT EPISODE!!! ON A VERY SPOOKY DAY!!!...more22minPlay
April 09, 2018Masters of Horror Part II: Pro-LifeThis week, the nobodies dive into John Carpenter's second Master of Horror effort, Pro-Life. Hear how this TV movie got Ron Perlman his big break from Missing Link to starring opposite The Rock in RAMPAGE April 13th. Also, don't forget free comedy at Local on Main April 11th. Didn't this section used to be about describing the show? We can do whatever we want here!!! Be sure to pick up Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers. They aren't that good anymore, but they are still over priced. Oh god, are we done yet???...more1h 26minPlay
April 02, 2018Masters of Horror Part I: Cigarette BurnsThis week the nobodies jump into the Masters of Horror episode Cigarette Burns. Also, Easter recaps, and free comedy shows at Local on Main April 11th @ 8PM. EAT A PEEP!...more1h 13minPlay
March 26, 2018Deaf Ghosts of Precinct 13 Escape From MarsThis week, the nobodies are joined by a Dude from Space to form the super group: THOSE GUYS. Revel with them in what could possibly be the worst John Carpenter made. Hear tales of not so heroic movies, and be enthralled as Doug and Caleb are Reppin' the Street....more1h 50minPlay
March 19, 2018John Carpenter's Buffy the Blade SlayerThis week, the nobodies battle chaos, fatherhood, pet ownership, being abandoned by their spouses, bad acting, and yes, Vampires. If you like Buffy or Blade, well, then you've seen this movie....more1h 41minPlay
March 12, 2018TCR Presents: CLASSIC DEMONOLOGY (A Hangin' With Mr. Hooper Commentary of Poltergeist)This week, the nobodies kick back with Tobe Hooper's (Steven Spielberg's?) horror classic, Poltergiest. Watch along with them, as they discuss all matters of the supernatural, local ghost legends, unsolved mysteries, and other signs of classic demonology. It's a spooky trip through an iconic film. DON'T LISTEN IN THE DARK....more2h 17minPlay
March 05, 2018Escape From L.A.D.D.This week, the nobodies dive deep into the twisted world of John Carpenter's campy, satire, Sequel/Reboot ESCAPE FROM L.A. But hold on to your eyepatches kids because they are all over the place this week. Which is fitting because this film is too. You'll wish you didn't know now, what you we podded about then. Strap in, pop a Coke Zero, and get ready to kick it into Maximum Overdrive....more1h 53minPlay
February 26, 2018BIG City Kirstie and the Village of the PantsDemonic, Robotic, Alien, Telepathic, Children V. Superman? How can this be anything but a classic? The Nobodies are joined by a special guest, to dissect this ... um ... movie. It IS a movie. We can say that....more1h 29minPlay
February 19, 2018In the Mouth of FatnessThis week the nobodies descend into absolute madness, by trying french fries from Taco Bell. Oh, also they discuss John Carpenter's In the Mouth of Madness. Strap in for a tangent filled ride to the edges of reality and beyond, and don't forget to COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN!...more1h 21minPlay
February 13, 2018Potty BagsThe nobodies are back again and this episode is almost as chock full of crap as Caleb's pants. Listen along as they dive into the made for TV movie Body Bags, pontificate over if there can EVER be another Han Solo and wonder why everyone got so butthurt about the new Cloverfield film....more1h 49minPlay
FAQs about The Carpenter Rants:How many episodes does The Carpenter Rants have?The podcast currently has 231 episodes available.