Julie and Jennifer unwrap the holiday classic National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation to find some surprisingly timeless financial lessons—most of them learned the hard way, courtesy of Cousin Eddie. With his RV parked in the driveway and his “Jelly of the Month Club” dreams, Eddie is the ultimate cautionary tale for what not to do with money during the holidays.

Cocktail: The Burnt Toupee

🍫 Ingredients

• 4 oz rich hot chocolate (whole-milk or dairy-free, your choice)

• 1 oz bourbon or dark rum

• ½ oz crème de cacao or coffee liqueur

• ½ oz heavy cream or Irish cream (optional for decadence)

• Pinch sea salt

Garnish:

• Fresh rosemary sprig (for the burning tree)

• Small toasted marshmallow or lightly scorched cotton-candy puff (for the “toupee”)

• Cocoa powder or grated chocolate for dusting

Instructions

1. Make the base. Combine hot chocolate, bourbon, and crème de cacao in a mug or heat-proof glass. Stir well.

2. Prepare the “tree.” Light the rosemary sprig until it begins to smoke, blow it out, and rest it across the rim. (It will scent the drink like pine.)

3. Add the “toupee.” Toast a marshmallow until golden-brown or slightly singed. Skewer it and rest it over the mug, or perch it on the edge so it looks like it’s “wearing” the drink. For spectacle, you can sprinkle a drop of overproof rum on the marshmallow, light it briefly, then blow it out.

4. Dust with cocoa and serve while the smoke curls upward.

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