The Celluloid Cellar

Spooky season is upon us and the hits of the year won't stop coming! It's time for our review of Zach Cregger's Resident Evil (2026). Gore, comedy and easter-eggs galore, is this the best video game movie of all time? Listen now to hear our thoughts.

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• 0.00.0 - Intro
• 0.02.36 - Opening Question: What is Your Go To Running Song or Film Soundtrack?
• 0.10.57 - Film News: Nicolas Cage’s Controversial Marvel Opinion
• 0.16.45 - Film News: Danny Boyle on the future of 28 Years Later 3 
• 0.20.37 - Film News: 24 Jump Street Release Date
• 0.21.51 - Film News: Ridley Scott and Hugh Jackman Working Together on a New Adventure Project
• 0.28.51 - Film News: Bradley Cooper Set to Star in G.I. Joe Reboot
• 0.31.41 - Film News: ‘Rust’ Lawsuit for Alec Baldwin has been Dismissed
• 0.34.11 -  Film News: Danny Boyle’s Pick for the next Bond
• 0.37.33 - Are we interested in Passion of the Christ 2?
• 0.40.12 - Resident Evil (2026) - Non-Spoiler Review
• 1.11.06 - Resident Evil (2026) - SPOILERS
• 1.26.14 - Snacekty Snacks - Our thoughts on Coyote VS Acme, The Love Hypothesis and Mr Inbetween

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Oh hi, Mark! It's an incredibly huge 50th episode for us and so we've decided to review one of Cameron's favourite films: the mangum opus of The Disaster Artist himself, it's Tommy Wiseau's The Room. Get your spoons at the ready as we dive into the history and bizarre idiosycnracies of cult-classic film. Featuring a Cameo video from The Room co-star, Greg Sestero, this is an episode with the passion of Tennesse Williams that you won't want to miss.

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• 0.07.20 - Film News: Rumour - Gary Oldman and Steven Knight confrim Bond has been cast
• 0.09.02 - Film News: Trailer released for M. Night Shyamalan’s new film Remain
• 0.13.36 - Film News: Interstellar with a Live Orchestra
• 0.14.23 - Film News: The Inbetweeners Movie 3 coming to Netflix 
• 0.17.11 - Film News: Days of Thunder 2 Officially Going Ahead and Digger Trailer 2
• 0.18.14 - Film News: Peter Cullen Passed Away, Aged 85
• 0.18.49 - Film News: Dolly Parton and Tim Curry both Passed Away, both aged 80
• 0.21.43 - Film News: Paul Greengrass’s New Film, ‘Uprising’, Has A Sneaky Surprise Main Character
• 0.22.09 - Film News: Final Roundup - Ridley Scott working on a 3rd Alien Prequel, New Ali G film and High expectations for Martin McDonagh’s New Film
• 0.24.33 - Film News: ALLEGED BadBoy Brad Pitt talk and other ALLEGED Naughty Men
• 0.31.29 - Jack’s Review of A Good Year (2006)
• 0.39.13 - The Room (2003) Review
• 1.45.53 - Snackety Snack Review

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This week, we review two giant cult classics of cinema that were a loved a lot less in their heyday. It's time for Flop-Off: Blade Runner vs The Thing. We give our argument for each but it's up to you to decide which film has overshadowed it's intial failure to become the superior flop.

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• 0.06.16 - Some Context: The Collapse of New Hollywood
• 0.13.55 - Strange Similarities between Blade Runner & The Thing
• 0.20.18 - The Thing (1982)
• 0.56.42 - Blade Runner (1982)
• 1.41.16 - Snackety Snacks

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Spider-Man! Spider-Man! We review the new Spider-Man. Is it good, you want to know? Listen to our podcast show. Look out. We review Spider-Man.

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• 0.02.10 - Film News: David Jonnson cast as Black Panther for Black Panther III & Bond Casting Rumours
• 0.08.02 - Film News: Ryan Gosling Cast as Ghost Rider in the MCU
• 0.16.35 - Flim News: ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Special Look
• 0.28.09 - X-Men Cast Announcement
• 0.38.22 - Spider-Man: Brand New Day - Non-Spoiler Review
• 1.11.22 - Spider-Man: Brand New Day - SPOILERS
• 1.35.28 - Snackety Snacks

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It is a time of apparent magic because a new episode of The Celluloid Cellar is out! HOORAY! This week, we review Christopher Nolan's epic adaptation of The Odyssey. Buckle up for a big journey.

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• 0.2.11 - Film News - Avengers: Doomsday Trailer
• 0.15.28 Film News - Michael B Jordan’s Thomas Crown Affair Trailer
• 0.19.34 - Film News - Spider-Man: Brand New Day Marketing Budget
• 0.21.27 - Ranking Nolan’s Movies
• 0.38.54 - Chris Nolan Quiz 
• 0.42.19 - The Odyssey - Non-Spoiler Review
• 1.17.12 - The Odyssey - SPOILERS 
• Snackety-Snacks

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The name's Cellar. Celluloid Cellar . Jack and Cameron discuss not just one of their favourite Bond films but one of their favourite movies in general - Casino Royale. It's been 20 years since Craig's Bond graced our screens for the first time and his legacy couldn't be stronger. Listen now to hear us gush endlessly about this action masterpiece.

Intro song is 'You Know My Name' by Chris Cornell. Written by Chris Cornell and David Arnold

Look up to the stars. You are not alone. That's right, out there, deep in the cosmos, it's what you've always hoped would be there, it's what you've always believed in, it's what you knew to be real - it's the latest episode of The Celluloid Cellar! Our longest episode yet; reviewing Steven Spielberg's latest alien flick Disclosure Day. Listen now to hear our OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD thoughts.

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• 0.00.0 - Waffle
• 0.10.10 - Film News - 24 Jump Street Officially in the works, The Social Reckoning trailer, Ridley Scott directing a Treasure Island Movie
• 0.16.24 - 'Disclosure Day' - Non-Spoiler Review
• 1.14.14 - 'Disclosure Day' - SPOILERS (Til End of Ep)
• 1.13.44 - David Koepp’s Career
• 1.52.49 - Snackety Snacks

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We wish you loved The Celluloid Cellar more than any other podcast in the whole world. Lucky for us, you will, after listening to our episode all about Curry Barker's Obsession, an early contender for scariest film of 2026! Come for the insightful film review and stay for the chat about cinema snacks going where the sun don't shine.

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• 0.02.59 - Film News: Avengers Delayed Again?!
• 0.04.45 - Film News: Christ: The Resurection Delayed and Tom Hardy fired from Mobland Season 3
• 0.09.00 - Movie Grid Game
• 0.22.07 - Obsession: Non-Spoiler Review
• 1.00.46 - Obsession: Spoilers and Snackety Snacks

Intro theme by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

My goodness, we are back! After a brief hiatus, Cameron and Jak are back to save the world from the dreaded astrophage that is slowly devouring our Sun. Or maybe they're just reviewing a film about that starring Ryan Gosling. The baby goose is loose in space and we want to share all of our thoughts about it with you. Listen now.

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0.04.07 - What Have We Been Watching

0.10.43 - Andrew Callaghan and Sad Dudes like Clavicular

0.23.16 - Ryan Gosling’s Filmography

0.32.27 - Project Hail Mary - Non-spoiler Review

0.51.29 - Project Hail Mary - Spoiler Review

1.04.50 - Cinema Snack Review

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Tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desire for him to listen to this episode. Get ready for another massive episode about another bloody huge film! Get your ears on it for the good of Gondor!

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• 0.03.55 - Film News: The Oscars 2026
• 0.11.33 - Film News: 28 Years Later 3 Still on the Fence
• 0.12.54 - Film News: Tarantino and Stallone Mini Series and RIP Chuck Norris
• 0.19.41 - LOTR: The Two Towers(Extended Edtion) - Review
• 1.06.18 - Snackety Snack Review