Jeff and Mary Worth's exciting date continues as they gaze upon the moon. We're reminded of some choice words of wisdom from a swimming legend.

Jeff and Mary Worth's date turns romantic as they take a stroll on the boardwalk with a full moon looming in the head. Suda51 vibes are abound.

In today's episode, brought to you by The Bum Boat and Santa Royale Restaurant Week (bringing you the option of eating Prix Fixe meals at some of Santa Royale's top restaurants for the low price of $89), Mary and Jeff finish their lovely meal at The Bum Boat and continue their romantic day together.

Mary and Jeff's dinner date continues, as they ponder things such as the news and horrors of the world.

Today Mary and Jeff enjoy their Key Lime Pie! Will we receive the recipe here? Tune in to find out!

In this extra-sized Monday edition of The Charterstone Times we catch up with Jeff and Mary's dinner, perhaps seeing what they have for dessert. ALSO our food critic reviews the local food at a Santa Royale institution!

The bum Boat, favored and preferred restaurant for many a Saint Patty's day is visited by Mary and Jeff as their server Jerry, whose name is like some weird combinatino of theirs, serves them food.

In Today's thrilling issue of the Charterstone Times we see Jeff and Mary order their dinner at the Bum Boat and contemplate how routines are simultaneously boring, humbling, and comfortable.

That's right folks! In today's episode Jeff and Mary Worth continue to go to the Bum Boat, but nobody really cares. What we DO care about is the EXCLUSIVE interview with KEITH HILLEND HIMSELF contained in this episode!

KEITHCAST CONTINUES! Despite Mary Worth having recently become bored with our light of the world Keith Hillend we here at the Charterstone Times will bring you all the daily news and gossip about Keith Hillend, the manliest piece of meat in this city.