Fair warning: this Happy Hour Minsiode where Evan, Taran, and returning special guest Chris Fort might be a bit too happy, but overall we continue to talk about the worst Spoon song, why they didn't break in the same way that Arcade Fire did, and for some reason talk about Limp Bizkit at one point. When it comes to non-essential listening ... this is the best non-essential episode we've ever done. But it's utterly inessetntial. This is our TELEPHONO, basically.

/// Our theme song for this episode is "The Devil Never Sleeps" by Iron & Wine off of his 2007 album THE SHEPHERD'S DOG (Sub Pop Records). Get it and support him here [ ironandwine.bandcamp.com/album/the-shepherds-dog ]. Used with permission.

They asked us to not make them a target, but ranking indie-rock albums is the way we get by. So this week Evan, Taran, and returning special guest Chris Fort talk about all things related to the Texas titans that are Spoon and rank their fascinating, flowing discography. We have a whole bunch of hot thoughts on this one, rest assured ...

/// Our theme song for this episode is "Can't You See" by Skylar Spence off of his debut album PROM KING (Carpark Records). Get it and support him here [ skylarspence.bandcamp.com/ ]. Used with permission.

We're bouncing! ... right into another Happy Hour Minisode, that is. Evan, Taran, and special guests Shannon "PXGiRedman" White and Comedy Sportz's Zheryk Badugu tackle all things ATLiens this episode, discussing the worst OutKast song, why they broke up, Big Boi's solo career, and Zheryk then unloads on issues he had during our Kendrick Lamar Happy Hour Minisode from Season 2. You can't miss this!

/// Our theme song for this episode is "The Devil Never Sleeps" by Iron & Wine off of his 2007 album THE SHEPHERD'S DOG (Sub Pop Records). Get it and support him here [ ironandwine.bandcamp.com/album/the-shepherds-dog ]. Used with permission.

Podsky, wodsky, casty, wasty! When it comes to talking about The Player and the Poet, you know The Chartographers gotta jump in. This week, Evan, Taran, and special guests Shannon "PXGiRedman" White and Comedy Sportz's Zheryk Badugu dive into the land of a million drums to rank OutKast's varied discography from worst to first. The debates may be down and dirty, but the best album comes out the other side so fresh, so clean.

/// Our theme song for this episode is "Can't You See" by Skylar Spence off of his debut album PROM KING (Carpark Records). Get it and support him here [ skylarspence.bandcamp.com/ ]. Used with permission.

Put on your headphones and get violently happy: after achieving a true utopia with our rankings, Evan, Taran, and special guest Mikey Andonaegui talk all things Bjork, from her worst song to the music of The Sugarcubes to whatever the hell is happening with DRAWING RESTRAINT 9. Enjoy!

/// Our theme song for this episode is "The Devil Never Sleeps" by Iron & Wine off of his 2007 album THE SHEPHERD'S DOG (Sub Pop Records). Get it and support him here [ ironandwine.bandcamp.com/album/the-shepherds-dog ]. Used with permission.

Have you been going hunting for a good music podcast? Well look no further than this week's Episodes of The Chartographers, where the gang (Evan, Taran, and special guest Mikey Andonaegui) tackle all things Bjork, ranking her albums from worst to first. "Who is it?" you might be asking of which LP hits our #1 spot, but be patient, 'cos if you complain once more, you'll meet an army ... of fun!

/// Our theme song for this episode is "Can't You See" by Skylar Spence off of his debut album PROM KING (Carpark Records). Get it and support him here [ skylarspence.bandcamp.com ]. Used with permission.

When it comes to picking out the worst-ever White Stripes song, well, we're finding it harder to be a gentleman every day. For what turns out to be the longest Happy Hour Minisode in history, The Chartographers (Evan, Taran, along with special guests Justin Smith and NoiseTrade's Will Hodge) discuss why the broke up, the best Jack White solo venture, how crazy a Third Man vinyl can get, and so much more. It's one hell of a conquest, let us tell you ...

/// Our theme song for this episode is "The Devil Never Sleeps" by Iron & Wine off of his 2007 album THE SHEPHERD'S DOG (Sub Pop Records). Get it and support him here [ ironandwine.bandcamp.com/album/the-shepherds-dog ]. Used with permission.

Hello, operators! Recorded on a steam-powered gramophone, The Chartographers (Evan, Taran, along with special guests Justin Smith and NoiseTrade's Will Hodge) dive head-first into the weird and fun eccentricities of The White Stripes, figuring out which album successfully fights piranhas and which one is the hardest button to button. Enjoy!

/// Our theme song for this episode is "Can't You See" by Skylar Spence off of his debut album PROM KING (Carpark Records). Get it and support him here [ skylarspence.bandcamp.com ]. Used with permission.

Where did the ranking of our Whitney Hosuton albums leave you? In a Heartbreak Hotel? Or feeling like a million dollar bill? Either way, there's a lot more Whitney to talk about, and Evan, Taran, and special guest Nick Shoda will walk you through Whitney's worst song, seeing her in person, and oh so much more. Things might just get so emotional up in here ...

/// Our theme song for this episode is "The Devil Never Sleeps" by Iron & Wine off of his 2007 album THE SHEPHERD'S DOG (Sub Pop Records). Get it and support him here [ ironandwine.bandcamp.com/album/the-shepherds-dog ]. Used with permission.

Same cast, different script. When Evan & Taran invited returning guest Nick Shoda to rank the albums of Whitney Houston, we realized we have nothing if we don't have a #1, which is why our discussion bled over into two epic episodes. We make our way to number one step by step, but you being here is part of the fun. Enjoy!

/// Our theme song for this episode is "Can't You See" by Skylar Spence off of his debut album PROM KING (Carpark Records). Get it and support him here [ skylarspence.bandcamp.com/ ]. Used with permission.