Charles debuts his newest theory that the literal Golden Age is upon us. Invest now to protect yourself from a future, or rely on the "everlasting strength" of the US dollar like a sucker.

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Ahhh, the Great Barrier Reef. It's one of Australia's most beloved landmarks, cherished worldwide, and invaluable to our nation's identity. So how much does the piece of shit cost? Thankfully, that question has been answered by the good people at Deloitte.

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Charles and Dom are back in the same room, but unfortunately, said room is not a ballroom, and therefore is completely uninteresting to Trump. Together they discuss the White House renovations, and how what Australia really needs is a Mar-A-Largo Down Under.

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Dom and Charles reunite while Charles is at an airport in South Korea (sorry for the background noise) to catch up on news. Albanese met Donald Trump, where the two bonded over the fact that they'll lead their respective countries forever. Plus, Charles literally fights crime while in the UK.

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Charles and Dom lament the future loss of a culture at the hands of climate change, and the unfortunate citizens of Tuvalu who are forced to migrate to Australia, only to be introduced to capitalism.

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Charles seeks parenting advice from Dom after his edlest son makes a shocking confession. Anyone with kids who might be listening, best keep them away from this episode, unless you want them getting ideas.

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Planning your next holiday for somewhere to relax, refresh, and restore your cells to their prime? Dom may just have the perfect island in one of Honduras' Economic Development Zones for you! Come for the experimental de-aging treatments, stay for the rest of your unnaturally extended life.

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As part two of Charles and Dom's ingenious "Doctor's Office" idea, the pair had the brainwave that what they were actually pitching was an Anti-Social Social Club. Between the ambitious fantasy and caviar, there may just be an idea here. Donate now to get in on the ground level.

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Charles believes he has, quote, "invented a whole new category of commerce," and proceeds to share his revolutionary new idea for a way to slack off during work hours.

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Dom thinks that Microsoft Copilot is like the 21st-century version of Clippy, and laments how Google took us all for granted. Plus, Charles points out how the producer of this podcast might be AI, because he won't shut up about the fact he genuinely likes this job and please don't sack him.

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