Directed by: Max Kalmanowicz

Starring: Martin Shakar ,Gil Rogers, Gale Garnett, some other kid zombie fuckers

Peacock would tell you that The Children is about "A Christmas vacation turns deadly after gas leaking from a nuclear power plant turns children into zombies who burn anyone they touch." Well, we're here to tell you that Peacock is a LIAR. Just like how they tell you raising your rates is to help service you better. Just know this, The Children are about kid zombies, and they put the hug of doom on you. And what the hell does Fred do with those kids on the regular anyhow?

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