Oli Dugmore is Head of Sex, Politics and News at JOE Media. So I asked him to come in and fix the country. He didn't - but he did make me laugh. A lot.
Also, one of those titles is a myth. But will you know which one by the end? Probably not. It's a very sexy time to be working in politics.
Here, he gives me the low-down on why Britain is fucked, how he's trying to humanise politicians and why people in Norwich should be very wary of one particular sea creature.
One of my favourite so far - give it a butchers.