This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're diving into the Winter Olympics but not in the way you'd expect. We propose a radical idea: stick a regular person next to every Olympian so we can truly appreciate just how superhuman these athletes are. Nothing says "wow, they're incredible" like watching Dave from accounting eat it on the slope.

We also get into the wild story of the guy who publicly announced he'd been cheating on his girlfriend (bold strategy), debate the deeply questionable conspiracy theory about injecting acid into your penis for endurance purposes (or maybe just to get high?), and pitch our own alternative Olympic events. Because let's be honest, successfully securing a stash of Lidl chocolate brioche croissants deserves more recognition than a plastic medal ever could. Plus, we relive our snowboarding trip which somehow devolved into a week-long saga of toilet humour and compulsive onion consumption. Peak content, really.

Strap in for chaos, questionable takes, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: are chocolate brioche croissants the real gold medal?