This is a shorter episode than usual.  

I start ranting about a very inconsiderate cigarette smoker at a gas station.  (0:00-5:23)

I then dive into Week 9 picks ATS(6:08-13:20)

Hot take- Cigarettes erode your 1-10 attractiveness ratings boys and girls(13:21-15:16)

LONGER SHOW than usual. Part 2 of 2 with my wife Jen.

I start talking about the ebb and flows of Halloween as we go through the phases of life.  I then go into how Halloween originated, evolved, and the weird symbols/traditions we accept.  I don't really like it!  (0:00-8:13).

TURN UP THE SOUND- Jen and I are back at it and we dive into pregnancy  #2- halfway through, breast milk versus formula, finding out gender is always a f*cking "surprise" regardless of when you find out (8:15-22:48)

Hardest versus easiest things parenting our 3 year old; Does an easy first kid mean a harder second kid or vice versa??; Boys are battering rams; Our dog pi$$e$ off other dogs (22:49-39:03)

Rapid fire questions about preferences(39:03-53:03)

Pillow talk- GENDER REVEAL & cute Halloween annecodate(53:45-1:09:19)

LONGER SHOW than usual. Part 1 of 2 with my wife Jen.  My usual NFL meat is at the end!

I start with an episode outline.(0:00-0:55)

My wife Jen is finally featured on the pod!  She starts with a Romo rant and thinks he is a overrated of an announcer as he was as a player. She comes with plenty of sass and we start with the description of our couch studio, go through her historicly accurate sports predictions(Cam, RG3, Rodgers, Cutler, Arians), all while being given a lot of $hit for Sam Darnold and my historic Jets excitement(1:00-45:48)

Halfway point judgment day coming soon for my NFL 2019 predictionsand week 8 storylines(46:32-52:20)

My 2019 piss poor(SO FAR)Picks ATS(52:23-56:41)

HOT TAKE- The Yankees clean cut rule is stupid but I am a tradionalist for jersies when it comes to home whites in the NBA and NHL(56:45-58:56)

I wanted my wife Jen on this week but life happened and we are delayed(0:00-3:19). I begin talking about the adopted word “chief”, why I love it, and a local example of one(3:20- 9:48). I then talk about why it’s cowardly to ghost people.(9:51-12:28). I then give a few updates on parenting a 3-year old(12:31-15:44). Then we jump into the NFL-why Darnold is better than Sanchez by a mile and better currently than the other NY QB(16:28-22:04).Week 7 storylines and picks ATS(22:05-29:24).Hot Take- You shouldn't drink water only with certain meals & Rant- Stop being lazy with double doors(29:27-31:32)