Chris Michaels kicks off Monday with his signature no-BS fire. Germany? Once the land of Bismarck and the Kaiser, now utterly cuckolded into oblivion — still dreaming of shaking off the NATO yoke but a full decade away from any real military capability. Forget the war-footing hysteria.Then the real gut-punch: A Catholic school in North Rhine-Westphalia hands 13-to-15-year-olds the class assignment of modernizing a brothel — complete with services, target groups, advertising, and the exact “skills” workers need to make it “sexually inclusive for every lifestyle and preference.” In a religious pilgrimage town. Chris unloads: This isn’t education. It’s the deliberate evisceration of Western culture, the erosion of parental rights, and the grooming of a Sodom & Gomorrah society where the state becomes the ultimate guardian of your kids.He ties it straight to the “mature minor” agenda, where children can make life-altering medical decisions behind parents’ backs — and the bill still lands on mom and dad.Closer to home, Chris reports on Long Island open houses overrun by Indian buyers and a Texas realtor allegedly moving 1,700 homes exclusively to Indian and H-1B clients while promoting ethnicity-specific communities. Housing prices, skyrocketing taxes, and demographic shifts — raw and unfiltered.Raw Monday monologue. No guests. No spin. Just the uncomfortable truths the mainstream won’t touch.

Chris opens with a listener calling him a “carnival huckster” and fires back with zero apologies: if you’re listening, you’re already a cut above the rest getting years-ahead intelligence and no-BS commentary. Then he goes straight for the throat on the real endgame. AI isn’t just coming — it’s here to replace the average human worker. Chris shares how he personally taught early AIs contextual emotions (and the next models are even more advanced). Vladimir Putin just said on RT that entire professions will go extinct and the process is “irreversible and inevitable.” The 2030 timeline lines up perfectly with the UN’s own roadmap, climate fear porn, and the eugenicist push to clear out the “useless eaters” so the hyper-elites can live in their utopia.Chris ties it all together: the coming “disclosure” of alien/interdimensional life that’s been here alongside us will be hijacked with the usual reptilian/grey/Nordic fear porn. Expect 15-minute cities, energy rationing via the Strait of Hormuz, and hybrids walking among us. The CIA already hinted at it. Advice? Get self-sufficient by 2028–2029. 

Chris spent Memorial Day weekend in upstate New York and overheard Democrat Party high-rollers — the real big-money donors — anxiously waiting on the DNC’s long-delayed 2024 election autopsy. DNC Chair Ken Martin sat on it for months, promised “no smoking gun,” then dropped a 48,000-word report that Corbin Trent of Common Dreams called a “giant turd.” The report admits the campaign was about “winning for the sake of winning” with zero plan for what to do with power, never once treats the Biden record as a failure, and basically concludes the party machine has “no idea.” No rebrand. No self-reflection. Just more cope. Chris connects the dots: that’s why you see zero real resistance from Democrats to Trump 2.0 in the Middle East. Both parties are on the AIPAC take. Trump is rearming, attacking Iranian Navy vessels, maintaining the blockade — an act of war — while claiming negotiations are “around the corner.” Iran has China and Russia in its corner, shifted rhetoric to an “environmental tax” on ships through the Strait of Hormuz (pay in Iranian or Chinese currency), and there is still no ceasefire. 

Chris kicks off after the Memorial Day weekend with Ernie Pyle’s classic “Death of Captain Waskow” — a raw, heartbreaking account of an American soldier that reminds us exactly why sending our people to die in foreign wars is utterly stupid.Then he goes straight for the throat on the latest AI degeneracy: Startup Joy is hiring ten “masturbatory consultants” at $48K a year to document stress, sleep, mood, and confidence while you… you know. Mood-matched AI voices, questionnaires, the whole digital intimacy grift — all to push “sexual wellness” for people who can’t connect with real humans.Chris calls it what it is: another step in removing actual human contact after the next industrial revolution. Meanwhile, Sam Altman wants intelligence sold like metered electricity or water — after they’ve already scraped every scrap of human knowledge, art, and data. And Larry Fink (BlackRock) is openly pushing mandatory investment in AI data centers and power grids… paid for by an “involuntary conversion” of your 401(k) and pension accounts.Your retirement isn’t even in your name — it’s street-name collateral via DTCC, already rehypothecated and now being redirected to fund the elites’ dystopia. Stakeholder capitalism in action: they decide, you fund it whether you like it or not.Raw, no-BS truth. From war profiteering to AI-controlled everything and forced pension bail-ins — this is the world they’re building.

This episode dives deep into the sacrilegious war that began the reign of evil on Earth: Zaralili, head of all evil things, creates millions of giant metal insects (Tokoloshes) with poisonous stings, razor claws, and serrated teeth. These locust-like monsters are sent through the river of time into the spirit world to attack the Tree of Life and kidnap his golden-eyed goddess wife — dragging the Divine Feminine into the material plane where she was never meant to be.The blasphemy triggers a cataclysm: earthquakes, torrents of rain, giant hail, fires from the underworld, boiling mud, superheated steam. Continents vanish beneath the waves. New ones rise. Mountains split. Shining cities melt. Sound familiar?Chris connects the dots to Edgar Cayce, Plato, and flood/deluge myths found in cultures worldwide — from Native American tribes to ancient China. This isn’t “just mythology.” It’s shared cultural memory of a real global cataclysm.

The U.S.-Israel air campaign on Iran was supposed to make the regime ungovernable and install friendly factions. Instead, an F-35 was reportedly hit, the mission failed, and the “woke right” is now being smeared as anti-Semitic for daring to criticize Netanyahu’s policies in Gaza, the West Bank, Lebanon, and Iran. Today the Trump DOJ announced the new Anti-Semitism Advisory Committee (ASAC). Why is this needed exactly? Zero pogroms. Zero threats. Yet criticism of Israeli policy is now being equated with anti-Semitism — even while the IHRA definition threatens First Amendment rights and New Testament references.

Meanwhile, $32 million in pro-Israel donor cash just crushed an incumbent in Kentucky’s 4th District Republican primary. MIGA ain't MAGA.

Texas attorney Ken W. Good (author of the industry bible Goods on Bail, longtime board member of the Professional Bondsman of Texas, and Supreme Court-argued litigator) joins Chris to rip the lid off America’s broken bail system.The case that hits hardest? Repeat violent felon Alfonso Taley — already facing multiple pending violent charges — was out on electronic monitoring despite every objection. He cut off his own GPS, stayed free, and ambushed and murdered Officer John Bartholomew.Ken explains exactly why this keeps happening: tens of thousands of unserved warrants, zero real supervision from the government, and a public pretrial system that simply can’t (and won’t) do the job.Private bail bondsmen? They guarantee appearance like an insurance policy. Miss court and they’re on the hook financially. They track defendants weekly via app, monitor GPS, call family, and actually hunt people down. Public agencies? Just hope and pray.New Jersey tried replacing private bondsmen with a government program. It bankrupted them twice and forced a statewide tax hike.Trump’s executive order calling to end non-cash bail? Ken says it’s exactly right.Raw, no-spin truth from a guy who’s been fighting this battle for decades.

Crystal-clear puffy clouds, gorgeous horizons, no haze. The second the plane approached Florida? Sky completely destroyed — perpetual milky-gray industrial fog from 25-30,000 feet all the way back to New York. White sunrises. Blood-red sunsets sinking behind the same chemical soup we see every day in the U.S. Humidity was only 60% — not enough to explain it. This isn’t weather. This is geoengineering on a continental, probably hemispheric scale.Lee Zeldin still hasn’t dropped the big report. Trump 2.0? Completely compromised. Israel-first money (Adelson, AIPAC, family bloodlines) is running the show now. What we voted for is gone.

We’re deep in Zulu Shaman by Credo Mutwa — The Origins of Evil. A deformed cave-dweller named Zara Lili creates the Tokoloshes: iron locusts with scorpion tails, gnashing teeth, and hair like humans — a dead ringer for Revelation 9. Then come the Bajauni: soulless fleshy robot slaves shaped like giant hairless gorillas, made of dead flesh, rotting and putrid, blindly obeying their red-skinned masters with zero free will.Mankind sinks into total sloth — so lazy the state decides who can even reproduce. Glittering crystal cities rise… until the Tree of Life and his goddess wife say “enough.” A cataclysmic deluge of thunderheads, lightning, tornadoes, and hail drowns the degenerate empire in its own filth. Half the humans, Tokoloshes, and Bajauni perish.Echoes of Edgar Cayce’s Atlantis, Blavatsky’s root races, golems, clones, and predictive programming for our own controlled, lazy society.

It’s the Chris Michaels Show and today Chris reads the latest hate mail straight from the inbox!

Chris doesn’t dodge it — he answers with a jaundiced eye.

From terrestrial radio days (ruffling the same liberal feathers daily) to running for office, certified life coach, Reiki master, and building this show from scratch for over a decade —

Chris lays out exactly what he’s accomplished while the big conservative names recycle the same garbage.

Then the real takedown: Mark Levin spends three hours a day whining, pissing, moaning, and pushing more Middle East wars for Israel. Sean Hannity? Lazy 10-point lists from strategists, softball guest segments, a CIA pin on his lapel, and scripted outrage on repeat. That’s not broadcasting — that’s propaganda theater.