There’s all sorts of theories about the full moon. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss high school football, visible butt cracks, the father of medicine, PHDs, and moon crystals.

It is customary to decorate the car of a bride and groom at their wedding. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss mustaches, Zoom calls gone awry, pickups, sedans, wedding nights, procreation, and beta males.

Dog owners believe that laws do not apply to them and law enforcement officers kind of agree. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss unsolicited seeds, New York City, neighborhood dog watch, anthrozoology, and serial killer behavior.

Some parents will name all their kids using the same starting letter. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss peanut butter, acceptable driving speeds, the Duggars, and whytho.com.

Dads wear white sneakers with long socks. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Donny Boy, guns, dad behavior, planting strawberries, dating advice, and getting handsy.

Large portions of Americans put ketchup and/or ranch on everything. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss citizen arrests, rough cuts of meat, mustard, harps, and faddish philistinism.

People still use shoe horns. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss silverware, Donald Trump Jr, big sweaters, silver shoe horns, and Goofy.

Magicians are widely mocked by the public. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss meatloaf, Zoom magic calls, David Blaine, catheters, and magic prophets.

Waterbeds used to be popular and now they are not. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Pat Reavy, the Big Unit, pioneer logos, corn starch chairs, and waterbeds for cows.

High school is idealized by nearly everyone. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss rodeos, woke teens, high school, rock painting, and the best years of your life.