So we’re in that uncomfortable time of year where nothing happens. Christmas is over, but it isn’t 2023.

We are left with strange questions about our understanding of life:

* Is it still Christmas?

* Can I still wear a Christmas jumper?

* Is it still OK to watch Die Hard?

The answers are:

* No

* No

* No

You may also be asking a fourth question:

* Will The Wednesday Audio be released today?

To which, of course, the answer is:

* No. But you can have these adverts from last week.

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