The Chronic Dysfunction Podcast

   Birch Syrup and wild ditch weed, The Wildwood Weed that comes true. What’s the animal that shits coffee? I don’t know about you, but I can’t sleep for 2 weeks, and it’s not because California has thousands of earthquakes. And WTF was Lyrics with LesLee?

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     Join us this week when we talk about Intercourse and how many times there’s a Climax! Why is Miami in Oxford? And you gotta replace Virginia wth Alabama. We have weird words, Chronic dysfunctions, and historical recapping, Alaska…. Stay tuned for Pt. 2

  Chronic Dysfunctions are like Fry’s Gas and your cigarettes are not a phone! Speaking of phones, it’s at the airport. The Rum is Rumming, and what’s the name of that book? Can you keep an alligator in the bathtub anywhere in the US? Not in AL, AZ, AR, or VI as far as we know!

Join us on this Impromptu episode, where a lot of funny stuff went down! We got Giant Lemurs, lacing joints with Green Dot Labs, Indiana (Uranus Fudge Factory), LesLee with Lyrics, a shaving accident that ended in a frosty, misty, grey aura, and Tonations in Candain? Roll one and grab tissues, this one is funny!!!

Ooops… we talked about politics, better spark it up, can I borrow your lighter? We talked about The NBA Finals Game 3 and Trump (Fuck Him)🤣 then we get into The Mandela Effect…then we get to learn about Florida and Hawaii!!! 

What’s up y’all, twist one, pack one, however you smoke it get it prepped and tune in as we make fun of politicians and the dumb things they do, we also have some random and state facts, Lyrics with LesLee, and listen for our huge stoner mistake!!! Spark it up and let’s ride!!!!

Come join the cypher y’all, as always we’re bashing the Government (and they deserve it) we also got some crazy facts for you, news of a new segment? And our brand new Lyrics with LesLee!!! Spark up and tune in to the Dysfunction!!!!

Things are getting good around here, break out the best Chronic you got, turn up the Headphones! As always we dive into LesLee’s Book of Facts, but we get a little loose talking about the Government(she’s starting to like shit talking a little bit! Jump on now cuz it’s only gonna get better!!!!

We’re back after a little break, come take a ride with us about the Government and Epstein and the people connected to it, we have some Chrinic Dysfunctions and some random and State facts! Roll one and let’s go!!!

Y’all ready? Come and take this ride with us, as always we have a few Chronic Dysfunctions of the week, a little shout out to our favorite dispo Story in Chandler, is MAGA a cult? Why does Texas have an exact replica of Stonehenge and Easter island statues? Utah has pink dinosaurs and gas stations carved into mountains! And in South Carolina we talk about Carolina Reapers and more mini golf than you can play. Roll one up and let’s ride!!!