That dang dress. 

Billy reveals an ugly secret from his childhood -- which really explains a lot. 

Chris, once again, shows his mad board skills. 

Yes, that was Moby Dick.

Plus, CPAC, Christian broadcasters, HGTV, the Burnett/Downey duo, the Benham Brothers and a whole bunch of laughs. 

Oh, and Sandi Patti. 

It's a battle of biblical proportions.

Billy the saint is firm but gentle with Rob Bell … Chris -- not so much. 

A Hollywood honcho has ideas for how Christians can win in Tinseltown.

And, in what will be a surprise to almost no one, it turns out quizzes -- or anything else requiring gray matter -- aren't really Chris' thing. 

We're very brave. Kind of.

What better way to celebrate Valentine's Day than to talk about … well … you know

Can you guess who hates this "holiday" more, Billy the saint or Chris the curmudgeon?

And we get into the origins of the universe a little; Rev. Wright's lunacy a bit more; and our crazy live a bunch.

Plus--Billy's mommy called! What message did she leave for us? 

It's our most fabulous show yet. 

Billy can't take his eyes off all the gay wedding cakes -- which means an in-depth discussion on marriage … or as in-depth as Chris is able to go. 

The legality behind a lot of current issues we're fighting over today. 

Atheists lose -- again -- over the Pledge of Allegiance. 

Plus the always uplifting topic of abortion. 

The good news? We've found a way to fix all of it. The coronation happens in May. 

Have fun … we did.

What's in store this week: 

Billy reveals his love for Nancy Grace … oh, and he sees potheads everywhere. 

Chris goes off on the newest way to get fired at Ford--standing up for your values. 

Our wives refuse to listen; and our moms won't take our calls. 

Plus, a morality lesson from the Faith Editor with the best gams you've ever seen.

You're welcome.

Can you believe we made it all the way to a second episode? Bet you're not as surprised as we are. 

This week we talk Westboro twitterverse, not-so-gay non-wedding cakes, and leggings. 

Find out: Is Billy really an atheist?

And why is Chris wearing a mesh tank-top with his yoga pants? 

Take a listen and don't miss a minute. 

Episode 1: The Very First Ever CHURCH BOYS Show -- You're Going to Frigging Love It

It's the premiere episode. We talk France, football, churchy stuff, atheists, and manliness. 

Plus, don't miss Billy's exclusive interview with "the Mayor of Atlanta."

You'll be back. Trust us.