Cancel Gladys ... things we're told we can't say (and some things we must say) ... can we get ourselves kicked off? ... Lucas better not throw stones ... which one is an Ian? ... those kids should have a license ... not a good look, ladies ... fixing the cop "problem" ... disgusting.

A strangely serious discussion — which devolved, of course ... Marcus Gill comes on to talk protests, race, life, and faith — and totally kills it ... an idiotic take ... a surprise for virtue-signaling white boys ... time for a foot massage ... an extra-long show.

Guess who's getting a bounce house ... an interview with Daniel Fusco about the questions raised by Hawk Nelson frontman Jon Steingard ... Joe has issues ... terrible, no good, very bad day ... insulin anyone? ... old man gas ... Trump speak

A Sharpie? ... Lucas Miles, malaria expert ... Flip Benham answered when we called ... an X ... a new intro ... a new logo ... an old rotary phone ... doggy doo ... morbidly obese ... tennis anyone?

Peek behind the curtain ... No. 1 bird podcast ... what could go wrong? ... very special guest Krissy Miles ... ... pop quiz ... choners ... Fauci ... nitty-gritty ... pink shirts ... listen all the way to the end

Contractor woes ... fiery wives ... this week on "Get to Know Lucas" ... killer bugs ... panic ... the resurrection of Kim Jong Un ... Biden-Reade update ... lots of laughs

He's baaaaaack ... "I have a great rabies story" ... sarcasm ... more injection talk ... too much money? ... consistency ... Trumpy and Bideny ... dumbness

Laura thinks that Lucas guy is alright ... political nonsense ... God talk ... cow in the pool ... witness ... burning bridges ... UV light and disinfectants ... it's good to be the king.

Tiger King has brought out a strange side of Billy ... wipe properly ... Lucas came back! ... a deep theological discussion (no, really) ... and who doesn't love Scanlon? Episode 94 is epic.

COVID-19 PFFFFFT ... Lucas Miles just made a terrible career choice ... coronavirus ... weight issues ... quarantine life ... you've missed us terribly, we know