The Cincinnati Bengals are 0-2, and now host the Rams with Joe Burrow questionable and dealing with a lingering calf injury. What is the Bengals' panic meter given the circumstances? (00-5:05) 

Chuck recently went camping for his brother's bachelor party and weighs the pros and cons. (5:06-13:45) 

The Cincinnati Bearcats fell to the Miami Redhawks for the first time since 2005, and it's clear that Houdini mushed them. (13:46-20:00)

Chuck and Houdini give out their MySpace top 5 most despised sports figures of all time. (20:01-31:35)

The show is rounded out with On-The Train, an alien update, and the answer to how often they think about the Roman Empire.