Alright, I'm gonna Level with you. This movie deserves so much more attention than it got! For all the Midsommar, Get Out, and The Menu vibes, press play now!

Join Jason and Dusty this week as they Dive into the soon-to-be-cult-classic, Opus (2025) from writer/director Mark Anthony Green! This one gives off all the wrong energy in all the right ways, including an intimate appetizer, interpersonal hygiene lessons, and a clam shucking session for the ages! Sound weird? GOOD! IT SHOULD! Because, at the end of the day, that's what this movie leaves you with, in spades.

Honestly, we're really proud of this episode. We got a little more Wiggle in our walk, and just like whoever invented the horseshoe thousands of years ago...we may have momentarily achieved godhood...Moretti style  B-D

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Tell all your scum friends things are gonna change in this podcast! Toxie is here to stay and he's not just another pretty face!

In this week's episode, The Cinebytes break down every dirty detail about the black comedy splatter flagship from Troma - The Toxic Avenger (1984) in preparation of the reboot hitting theaters August 29th!

Tune in for all the eye gouges, the inexplicable karate and the blind jokes...oh my goodness, the blind jokes...

Disclaimer: This episode (and movie) is not for those with weak stomachs. If anybody knows ANYTHING about Troma, you'll be aHEAD of the game!

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What feels better than dancing naked in a cemetery under the pouring zombie gas poisoned rain? Listening to The Cinebytes goof about it for a little while, of course!

Welcome, one and all, to a weird and wonderful world where your oldest friends are always there to have your back, zombie half-dogs lie all over the ground for you to pet, and it's cool to be Trash!

If you've got any brains, you'll click play immediately. Just don't tell Tarman, alright? I've got a bone to pick with him.

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STOP RIGHT THERE, AND SURRENDER YOUR WEAPON!

This is Protector 1, detaining you until you either present your identification, or press play on this episode...preferably the latter. Host Dusty and Host Jason have some important things to discuss with you regarding Park Plaza Mall's new (ish) security system and the mayhem that ensues when lightning srikes!

Join us for a fun chat about the 1986 cult classic Chopping Mall! It's chock full of ridiculous, campy 80's fun! It's got killer robots, Barbara Crampton ("it is 'babe', isn't it?"), and of course, MORE BUTTER!

Come have some fun with us! And, in advance...

THANK YOU, HAVE A NICE DAY!

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Do you remember what YOU did last summer? Personally, I can't remember what I had for lunch yesterday, but some grudges run reeeeeeal deep.

Join us this week as we talk about our favorite fishy slasher from the Summer of '97 - I Know What You Did Last Summer (what a mouthful, right?), just in time to recap before the legacy sequel to the first two films comes out July 18th!

We'll do our best to answer the questions we know are burning inside you, such as: Who is behind this madness, and who was really on the road that night? What's Why is Johnny Galecki trying to match Ryan Philippe's alpha? What's Barry's fuckin' problem? Did anyone ACTUALLY cut Helen's hair? Why does the new movie have an identical title to the original?

Let's see if we can get to all this and more in our full length episode on this hot, hot Kevin Williamson mess! Press play and we promise you'll be hooked!

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Attention, parents! Have you been searching for a tool to take all the responsibility away from parenting and open up your days for the things that really matter? Wouldn't it be great to have a built-in babysitter at home all the time to take care of all the tedious nonsense like tucking your kid in, reading them a bedtime story, playing with them - ever - or even talking to them? Well, have WE got the toy for YOU! New from Funki, it's M3GAN! The Model 3 generative android can teach your child to flush the toilet, use a coaster, and kill your neighbor's dog, so you don't have to!

Join us this week as we chat about the 2022 Blumhouse production that started an international craze, just in time to recap before the sequel, M3GAN 2.0 comes out in theaters this Friday!

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Pack your bags, we're headed to camp!

Now that the summer season is in full swing, we decided to take a trip upstate to Camp Arawak with Angela and Ricky! I know the bus doesn't have seat belts, but you're gonna want to buckle up, because this movie is weird and gross and AWESOME!

They've got all the classic summer camp activities, a swimmin' hole, and the best damn archery range money can buy! There's drama, humor, romance (ew), child predators (ew-er) and children preying (ew-est?). Not to mention a twist ending for the ages!

Grab your hiking boots and join Jason and Dusty as they explore the trails and fields of Sleepaway Camp (1983)!

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Welp, the podcast is officially over...no way we can ever do anything cooler than this...

That's right, folks. The Cinebytes finally caught up with the man behind the pins and the inspiration for our entire aesthetic. The legendary Doug Bradley was gracious enough to give us FIFTEEN MINUTES of his time in the middle of a crowded convention floor at Astronomicon 2025.

Hear his thoughts on Elliot Spencer's motivation for solving the Lament Configuration as well as his opinions on the direction of the Hellraiser franchise since his departure, tournament brackets, and hell, why not, even Freddy Krueger!

Hit the button and enjoy! We have such sounds to play for you!

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Hey, y'all! Just in time for Pride month, we wanted to circle back around to an interview we did a while back to tie into our Crackcoon episode with actor Justin Martin who plays Frankie in the film. Such a great guy and really fun to have on the show! We uploaded the video to YouTube just after we did it, but wanted to make it available on streaming as well, and it just so happens we have some pretty interesting and topical conversation surrounding the reason for the season now that it's June. Enjoy!

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Greetings, guys and ghouls! Step on into Hell House (2009) (2015) for the ultimate experience in horror! We've got a haunted bar, chained up girls, and all the eyeball squeezing clowns you could ever hope for! 

Join Dusty and Jason this week as they explore the haunted halls of Hell House! A cozy little spot in New York that offers all the amenities of your classic B&B, plus an extra helping of the macabre! Will we find our way out by the end, or will we become the latest victims claimed by the front desk? Tune in and find out!

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