In this episode Matt and James spend quite a long time dissecting hapless CEO Alessandro Angelieri’s jaw-dropping statement in which he blames the catastrophic performances of the team on Francesco Becchetti’s absence from the training ground. Meanwhile we burn through three managers, including the short-lived reign of 60-year-old Italian journeyman Alberto Cavasin, who encourages the squad to play with a knife between their teeth and blames losses on a local journalist’s boyfriend. Plus, Head of Recruitment and handsomest man in football Rob Gagliardi goes on a signing spree in deepest, darkest Europe. Well, France.