The Simpsons Movie - does it hold up today? Is it as bad as people say it is? Are there problems? Join Crabsworth and Myry as they seek to answers these questions and more! 

Sorry, for the delayed episode release.

Part 2 of the Mystic Messenger examination brings Shore back from parts unknown to discuss the impact of the game and give perspective to what these kinds of games can mean to people.

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SechunzwanzigMinuten by  Checkie Brown

Remember that episode where Shore spoke about how the game Mystic Messenger helped her realize she deserved more in her love life? Well, Eli got some homework to try out the game and give an unbiased opinion of the game before Shore does her deep dive. Come and learn a thing or two about the mind of Shore! 

If you know Clam Jammers you know we love our good friend the talented Mr. Eli. While Shore is away Myry and Crabsworth ambush Eli and heap praise upon him. If you know Eli you know why he deserves it. If you don't know Eli you are about to find out why we say he is the voice actor and sound engineer to watch.

This is a conversational episode about how we met, and forged friendships during COVID, the positives of erotica and porn, and more tangents than you can shake a stick at.

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Checkie Brown - SechunzwanzigMinuten

Erotic ChatBot AI; is it worth it? Will it be a customizable AI for you to dirty talk with and thus keeping you from sending dick pics to unassuming people on the internet? Shore and Special Guest Eli will tell you all of the ChatBot secrets and explain the AI obsession with shirts! 

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SechunzwanzigMinuten by  Checkie Brown 

STAR WARS Mad Lips and a Death Pixie Update! What more could you want?!

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Dark Secrets of the Universe by 5745

A Simpsons short with Maggie saving the universe?! Heck Yes!!

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Dark Secrets of the Universe by 5745 

Crabsworth sits down with Myry to discuss the culmination of all of her erotic audio writing. The Extractors is an action-packed ride through the world of Myry where characters spanning her works come together to stop the world from falling into the hands of Feldman. What was it like to write and edit this work? Well, you get to talk to Myry who is in the middle of editing and discovering that this might just be her last hoorah.

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Have a Smoke by Crowander

Extractors Cast

• Riley Kane - Shore
• LouisGrey - Eli
• Ayah Thomas - Eleventails
• Pamela Carter - Wkdaudios
• Jimmy Sang - Eli
• Salma Cabello - Silversailorstar
• Dawson Reed - The Huntsman
• Sabina Anders - Mochi
• Narrator guy - Eli
• Mrs. Feldman - Crabsworth
• Brad - Crabsworth
• Chad - Crabsworth
• Bruce - Eli
• Bound guy - Crabsworth
• Casting Director - Shore
• Writer - Myrythwyn
• Improvisation Script Additions - Crabsworth
• Sound Editor and Foley - Myrythwyn

The Simpsons have been around for decades, but the major debate in the fandom still rages; should that have stopped or kept going? 
Moderated by Myry Clam Jammers brings you a very special panel of ones of people to discuss their love for the Simpsons and how they want to see it brought back to life...ok it's only Crabsworth. 

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Have a Smoke by Crowander