Jason's bosses have all been pretty cool... except for the greasy dude who was almost certainly a homophobe and maybe the one that made him feel dirty about CSS. Meanwhile, Steve's crotch-grabbing teacher gave the kids something to engage them in the classroom: betting on the day's number of Southern readjustments. Also, Steve begs Jason to name any kind of duck other than mallard but he can't be bothered to remember the types of birds he's slaughtered. Finally, metal confetti is just shrapnel, so don't throw it up in the air, regardless of the occasion.