All new sketches this week, with a lot of things about coffee. And not just because the Starbucks guy is running for president for some reason. And they’re going to spell his name wrong on the ballot!! Anybody done that joke yet?!

Plus, Ben and Jessica each announce things they want. Joe Davis has a sketch about … basically his own dating life. Valerie Van de Panne combines coffee and money. Gil Baron is obsessed with Linda Cardellini apparently. And Keith Saltojanes looks at a 55-year-old soap opera